attn marks98

[maks]

post the pms lol

they're not worth sorting through and finding, they're essentially all "hey man someone neg repped me come on buddy +rep me so we can have higher internet numbers than the lizards which I am one of" or sometimes "look I plus repped you a hundred times how about you +rep me and I'll whittle you a corncob pipe" like this is a symbiotic relationship like I wouldn't have higher rep than ob with or without cody and also assuming I, like him, want to have the highest number so I finally unbutton one side of my overalls kick back in my rocking chair on the porch knowing that I have a higher imaginary internet number than people who deserve it more

[steveyos YOLO]

- friends w/ teknorat, check
- says he loves codeys posts, check
- posts a million paragraph threads that no one reads, check

-blocks Batty account so swdp can't use them to make Lisa fell bad

[Cody]

ITT marks cries about e-cred

because he cares about forum cred more than lisa

[always stevey]

i am maks friend forever you faggot cody

[Cody]

i am maks friend forever you faggot cody

great you can have him until you become a liability to his forum cred

then under the bus you will go

[maks]

i am maks friend forever you faggot cody

thanks for just being nice and civil and not sucking my dick every minute and asking me for favors every other minute, that was really fucking uncomfortable

[blumpkin blownuts]

what in sam hell!

[maks]

what in sam hell!

cody thinks I'm devastated when really I've been praying for him to give me an excuse to hate him since his second day here

[blumpkin blownuts]

i only read parts of the first and last pages... this thread is embarrassing and uncomfortable

[Cody]

thanks for just being nice and civil and not sucking my dick every minute and asking me for favors every other minute, that was really fucking uncomfortable

hey marks can you negrep me some more please, i mean only 3 times so far is kind of low for you when youre pissed off, i dont feel i'm doing my job as well as i'd like.

[maks]

embarrassing and uncomfortable

pretty much sums up the experience of being civil with cody

[Cody]

i only read parts of the first and last pages... this thread is embarrassing and uncomfortable

aww you should read the whole thing, i already reduced him to lying and it didnt even take a full day.

[kosher dildo]

thanks for just being nice and civil and not sucking my dick every minute and asking me for favors every other minute, that was really fucking uncomfortable

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why...my-cock,10861/

[Genital Doli]

i am maks friend forever you faggot cody

am i your frend cag

[steveyos]

1. ban cag

2. ban everybody

3.

[reno]

are we going up? or just going down? its just a matter of time until we're all found out
take our tears, and put them on ice cause i swear i'd burn this city down to show you the light

[steveyos YOLO]

1. ban cag

2. ban everybody

3.

Cag is probably the easiest lizard to deal with right now but I would still punch her face in if the opportunity became available

[macpro]

1. ban stevie

2.ban stevie

3.ban stevie

[Cody]

Cag is probably the easiest lizard to deal with right now but I would still punch her face in if the opportunity became available

ugh you should see her sucking up to maddy at that other forum, its really hard to watch.

[maks]

One time on tinychat after everyone else left cody told me about a group he used to hang out with on yahoo chat and how they used to get on cam and watch each other jerk off. then he asked if I wanted to watch him jerk off. I declined.

[reno]

thread needs more relevant fall out boy lyrics

[maks]

if reno asked me to watch him jerk off I would not decline, in fact I would accept.

[Cody]

thread needs more relevant fall out boy lyrics

what is fall out boy?

yeah codeys sex life is a right off ill tell ya

ugh.... I have to keep hitting the "view post" just to keep up with this e-drama.....

[Obnoxious Bitch]

There is just one problem with this poll. Lisa demanded that both Cody and I are banned before she'll consider returning.

[steveyos]

ob post that dick

[macpro]

He doesn't have a dik you moron.

It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
What the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them
As the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping
Through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten

[kosher dildo]

He doesn't have a dik you moron.

It's a dick that's undergone a bit of rearranging.