Plump drugs if your still you are alive, please post itt, so i know your ok,

[Plug Drugs]

i dont know who to believe, this is escalating to quite the thriller

[Cody]

i dont know who to believe this is escalating to quite the thriller

plug drugs wasnt at no fucking store he got busted being pathetic

[Cody]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I think Indians are amazing.
You: which kind
Stranger: I think native americanS?
You: the bababababa feather headdress or the we worship the dumbest mammal on the planet curry kind?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the finest nf ive seen in awhile i might add

[Cody]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you horny?
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: yep
Stranger: Slighlt
Stranger: *y
You: do you have a penis stranger?
Stranger: Nope
You: yay i do
You: we are compatible
Stranger: :P
You: lolz
You: ok well its almost a penis
Stranger: Well okay then...
Stranger: WhT???
You: i mean like i am bigger than a squirrell
You: sorta
Stranger: ....
You: a squirrell is a little thicker i think
Stranger: What how?
Stranger: Wtf im so confused, a squirrel penis???
You: well i was curious so i trapped one once and i gave it a blowjob
You: i dont recommend that
You: i got really scratched up
Stranger: Shiiiit
Stranger: You were bored huh?
You: finally did it though, yep, im the only man that exer sexed up a squirrell
Stranger: Bleh
You: oh hey baby do you have red hair?
Stranger: Never gonna forget that O.O
Stranger: Nope...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cody]

What keeps you from killing yourself? (Just want to know, not to be an asshole)
You: pussy and weeed
Stranger: idk
Stranger: never actually considered killing myself
You: mani did
Stranger: adri did too
You: then i started doing crack
Stranger: and amanda
Stranger: it sucks
You: no way man crack is great
Stranger: i don't do any drugs
You: you can get ugly chicks to fuck you for it
Stranger: why would you want to fuck ugly chicks?
You: hey dont judge me
Stranger: just asking
You: thats not very liberal man
You: i bet you hate gay marriage too
Stranger: i'm not a liberall
Stranger: and no i don't hate gay marriage
Stranger: infact i ty to support it
You: bagging on ugly people what you saying ugly people dont deserve to fuck man?
Stranger: no
You: so ugly people cant feel good like you even though they cant help that shit right?
Stranger: ok you lost me there
You: you disgust me sir
Stranger: idgaf
You: also cocks
Stranger: you took my inocent questio and twisted it
Stranger: what?
You: i was raped by my babbysitter
You: when i was 8 he raped me and my parents did nothing
Stranger: your parents were terrible or didn't know then
Stranger: also talk to a therapist not me
You: i love you youre smart do you have MSN?
You: will you show me your dick?
Stranger: *face palm*
Stranger: no
You: i hate you you dont love me whats wrong with you i was only ever nice!!!
You: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME!!!
Stranger: hahahahaha yeah rght!
Stranger: you hated me
Stranger: you insulted me
Stranger: why would i even like you?
You: because i have a nice ass
Stranger: ...............
You: all the ice dealers love my ass
Stranger: ice dealers?
You: look are you going to send me the 500 dollars for my rent or what goddammit you promised you would!
Stranger: yea you totally needa therapist
You: i dont want to live anymore
Stranger: ok
You: you dont love me and im going to be homeless
You: i have 2 degrees and all i can do is get a job in a pet shop shoveling puppy poops
Stranger: actually i hate you
You: haha nobody hates me everyone loves me and my boytits
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: hey do you like eminem?
Stranger: no
You: i used to moderate his forum
Stranger: fuck shady
Stranger: and you
Stranger: i hate both of you
You: you take that back you fuckwit bush-pig
Stranger: make me
You: youre stupid youre a retarded fuckwit slag
You: eminem is the best musician ever
Stranger: insults
You: and he will make my babbies!
Stranger: never seen that before
Stranger: eminem sucks
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.

[Cody]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Penis.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Hi asl
You: i am a dragon
Stranger: Dragons can still have genders
You: aye tis true indeed lad, but typing with these claws is a bitch i tell you
Stranger: I can imagine so
You: i dont see how black women do this all day
Stranger: Lmao
You: ok well gotta go raze a villiage and toast a few goats
Stranger: Okay. Bye?
You: stay carnivorous my friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im sorry those are not funny

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://tinychat.com/rubynet

cberry is black as fuck

[Genital Doli]

You: you can get ugly chicks to fuck you for it
Stranger: why would you want to fuck ugly chicks?
You: hey dont judge me

codeys life in a nutshell

[Autistic Spectrum]

u where not even half as drunk last night,, u where saying whole sentences and everything,

[Autistic Spectrum]

the way it happened in real time like that and the way plug drugs was getting more and more visibly upset as the night went on, , it was either perfectly timed, by master troll steven yelle, or he really faked killing self to win the heart of a pretty young lass, named lisa,,

[maks]

I couldn't believe how fat he was and then I saw that he eats doritos non stop and then it all became clear

also later when I showed up he was legitimately crying on cam I saw him wiping away tears in between handfuls of chips

[maks]

also later when I showed up he was legitimately crying on cam I saw him wiping away tears in between handfuls of chips

this was not a joke, it actually happened

[Autistic Spectrum]

sweaty, cheeto tears all over the place while we defiled the love of his life,


GET ON MSN LISA,

[maks]

how did he phrase it was it

"lisa get on msn or I'll kill myself"

or

"I'm going to kill myself because lisa stood me up for our msn date"

they're both shitty things to do but the first one is emotional blackmail and marginally shittier

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa was bascially having fun and fucking around with all of us in tinychat, plug drugs, did not like this one fucking bit, as soon as she started to show her tits everytime we asked, he would type

LISA GET ON MSN CHAT, THESE GUYS ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU LIKE ME, THERE JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU,

then log off,

and lisa would be like

oh

mike

ahl

it's

just a

bit

of fun,


and then they woudl private chat in msn chat while lisa calmed plug drugs down, and he would come in again and it would start all over,

[Autistic Spectrum]

basically plug drugs wants lisa all to his fat self, when in reality it would never work out, he now has 600 dollors saved for a plane ticket to aus, but the first time they try to fuck, he's gonna crush little lisa under his 300 pounds of fat and she will die, on her couch, just like she lived,

[Plug Drugs]

basically plug drugs wants lisa all to his fat self, when in reality it would never work out, he now has 600 dollors saved for a plane ticket to aus, but the first time they try to fuck, he's gonna crush little lisa under his 300 pounds of fat and she will die, on her couch, just like she lived,

no i dont and i'm not even 200 lbs

[maks]

I hope the state police get ahold of him and he ends up with a court ordered shrink, guy's off his fucking nut. considering how much shit he gave barry over the gush thing you'd think he would know better

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya he needs a few weeks in the puzzle factory to get his act together,

[maks]

his parents would be so fucking proud I'll bet they never dreamed their little junkie faggot could ever be a cashier

[maks]

maybe if he goes to therapy and gives up the drugs he can turn his life around and move up from pushing carts at walmart to working the cash register

[Autistic Spectrum]

he quit that job, he just takes care of his grandparents now, which is nice of him, but it seems like he takes care of his grandparents by eating all there food, and stealing their medicine,

[Genital Doli]

he quit that job, he just takes care of his grandparents now, which is nice of him, but it seems like he takes care of his grandparents by eating all there food, and stealing their medicine,

lmao

thats p fucked up mike

two faced ass bitch i eouldnt want him as my internet boyfriend either

[reno]

he quit that job, he just takes care of his grandparents now, which is nice of him, but it seems like he takes care of his grandparents by eating all there food, and stealing their medicine,

holy shit

[maks]

fuck lisa, I want to hear plug drugs' grandparents on that podcast and when you get them I hope you take questions from the audience because I have a lot of shit I'd like to ask them about