Rootbeer go ahead and post pics of your little dick

based on your work experience in the biz whats the average floor price to fuck a stripper

[Jibblez]

Just be nice and cool and I'm sure you can score one of their numbers. You don't need money

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok i'll give it a shot THANKS CAG!!

[Jibblez]

yw

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'll fucking slice you up in to 10 peices and put you into different freezers all over the city, the murder detativce that catches the case better be good at jigsaw puzzles

[Jibblez]

seems like a lotta work

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's a labor of love

[Jibblez]

there is no way you would be able to do that irl.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Ba boom Ching.

You're so good at making jokes maks.

[Jibblez]

itt would be really messy and gross.

[Jibblez]

everyone is super mad today

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer told everyone in the dota2 crew that your vagina had creepy crawlers

[Lisa's Babysitter]

rootbeer told everyone in the dota2 crew that your vagina had creepy crawlers

Yeah well he aired enough fucking bullshit around thank you very much.

I have no respect for anyone who thinks I should be thanking that slime ball. Shows me what kind of dirt bag they are. As if it already wasn't known what total creeps those two are. Cag I hope you're ever so grateful that Cameron sent you some presents. Did you run over and suck his dick like a good woman with self respect does?

Losers.

[timmy]

she just loves to have people talking about her it gets her all wet and yucky down there

[timmy]

lisa believes ANYthihng jesus fuck

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Oh I skimmed past that there were two bullets.... So I'm meant to spare one? But the bar is so low who is better?

[maks]

Oh I skimmed past that there were two bullets.... So I'm meant to spare one? But the bar is so low who is better?

ladies and gentlemen this is what a 190 iq looks like in australia

[Lisa's Babysitter]

ladies and gentlemen this is what a 190 iq looks like in australia

Except that wasn't a joke genius

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa it's littlery the oldest joke in the book

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.thejokehouse.com/jokes/1364/index.php

joke house day one shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

well i hate to tell you this lisa, but i am rly stupid

[Autistic Spectrum]

nope just watched a vince vaughn movie about him being a sperm donor to 533 kids and i laughed and laughed at that terrible terrible movie,

[maks]

one time rootbeer thought lisa had a tampon string hanging out of her cooch which was strange because she finished menopause years ago but turns out he was wrong it was actually an earthworm

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

one time rootbeer thought lisa had a tampon string hanging out of her cooch which was strange because she finished menopause years ago but turns out he was wrong it was actually an earthworm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Autistic Spectrum]

something about an ant farm in your anal cavity

[maks]

lisa's crack is home to a previously undiscovered species of salamander

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa did you take rootbeers viringity y/n

[maks]

Ah so that's where my old Mexican walking fish called Feral went, been looking for him for 15 years

now I understand why you don't ever make jokes and just yell and scream all the time it's because you are no good at making jokes

[Lisa's Babysitter]

now I understand why you don't ever make jokes and just yell and scream all the time it's because you are no good at making jokes

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

bet that bitch could do all 3 at the same time