Everything you ever wanted to know about ruining supermensa.org, Phase 1

*YAWN*

i'll decide that

[NotHowdy]

You should decide to fix your teeth

You really are irrelevant and stupid

[NotHowdy]

Yet not stupid enough to remember to brush my teeth and not smoke meth! Now run along with your petty retorts, love bug. jack is waiting for you :)

I brush my teeth and don't smoke meth you witless moron

i think I'll just let maks make you make a retarded loser out of yourself

[NotHowdy]

I brush my teeth and don't smoke meth you witless moron

i think I'll just let maks make you make a retarded loser out of yourself

You get so defensive. The truth stings. Go let Jackie Boy kiss your boo boo

[maks]

how can anyone be so inept that they get owned by lisa I never thought I'd ever see it happen but here it is right in front of my own eyes

[NotHowdy]

how can anyone be so inept that they get owned by lisa I never thought I'd ever see it happen but here it is right in front of my own eyes

Your sanity is breaking. This response makes you look even worse. Get it together, ol' boy!

[maks]

if my sanity's broken (whatever that means) it happened years ago but at least I never got owned by lisa

[Nuffy]

Pwned by Lisa? Hahahahah

[maks]

I wouldn't have believed it either if I hadn't watched it happen right in front of me

What kinda cry baby shit have you done, Cody?

[video=youtube;O2KIgZUpbhY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2KIgZUpbhY[video]

schmoozed my way to mod privs and spaminatored user accounts, baleeted thredz, for the lulz.

several times on several forams

[NotHowdy]

I wouldn't have believed it either if I hadn't watched it happen right in front of me

He was laughing at you.

if my sanity's broken (whatever that means) it happened years ago but at least I never got owned by lisa

Pardon my pet?

[maks]

He was laughing at you.

why? I'm not the one who got owned by lisa

[maks]

are you sure he wasn't laughing at you that would make a lot more sense

You get so defensive. The truth stings. Go let Jackie Boy kiss your boo boo

No.

I just don't like stupid.

you need a certain level of intelligence to stimulate me and you're not quite cutting it

So STFU and just look pretty ok?

[majorcum]

Only three lines, you're learning. now if only any of them were any good...

[majorcum]

how can anyone be so inept that they get owned by lisa I never thought I'd ever see it happen but here it is right in front of my own eyes

I'm not even reading any other posts besides yours in these threads and even then it's barely, wtf is wrong with you

[maks]

I'm not even reading any other posts besides yours in these threads and even then it's barely, wtf is wrong with you

work is challenging enough I like my entertainment on easy mode

[majorcum]

my life is the opposite I'd rather be parkouring up an active volcano than reading their posts

[maks]

the windows 10 release was a clusterfuck, we need to build 2 VM's so our devs can start working on a metro app so I checked microsoft's volume licensing store and everything I found was "OMG FREE UPGRADE!!" so I called a few stores and every single one was all "durr don't you know it's a free upgrade" so I settled on buying 8.1 and upgrading it, called staples, made sure they had it, went down there, they had empty boxes, then at the register the kid is all "well we don't actually have it because windows 10 was released but DID YOU KNOW IT'S A FREE UPGRADE???" so I was like "just what the fuck do you expect me to upgrade asshole" and I stabbed him in the throat and raped the chick at the next register and burned the fucking store down. you'll probably hear about it on the news.

[maks]

turns out it is available on the windows store but not in any obvious place christ I fucking hate microsoft it's like they don't even want me to buy their shit

[majorcum]

did you make sure the computer was plugged in?

[maks]

the worst part is our devs are only going to be using windows 10 for like 3 months until server 2015 comes out

[majorcum]

just kidding idk I don't do anything that gives me problems thankfully windows works great for me since all I do is troll tim while ruby records it and also play wolf's dungeon by eluku and that is too much computers for me oh I need to go listen to beetlejuice because doors keep openings and speaking of rape oh man the girl next door I'm about to upgrade her to steveyos 5 if you dig what I dug brotha

[maks]

you know whores will make a housecall to your room they even bring their own rubbers

[majorcum]

they don't make them small enough for me for both of those things and I will also hate the person too much

[maks]

I've never met someone I hated so much that I wouldn't fuck them. I'd even fuck lisa if she was even a little bit attractive.

[BigBoss]

tell you what, I'm really good at face swaps, so post your sources I'll do it right and explain how so you can avoid embarrassing yourself next time

You must be great with photoshop, the figure out that I didn't even make that picture with that program.

Sorry Maks. Nobody wants to sit there for ten minutes while they photoshop Lisa. A quick copy/paste touch was all it took.