Taking my mum to lunch for her birthday

[Captain Janeway]

also for old time sake


#BOUTTHATLIFE

Ever consider making fruit wines and distilling your own brandies? I want to but I really need a barn...

Ever consider making fruit wines and distilling your own brandies? I want to but I really need a barn...

I've made my own wine before. Have no real idea what I am doing so it the ABV was very high and the taste was very low.

[Captain Janeway]

I've made my own wine before. Have no real idea what I am doing so it the ABV was very high and the taste was very low.

Mine came out yeasty tasting with grapes. Peaches are easier. My old neighbor has a great recipe for peach shine, fermented peaches in the mash i mean. I used to help him run batches sometimes.
130-140 proof fresh out of the worm. I miss that stuff.

Have you done beer also?

I miss being in FLorida for shine but I am older now and don't really have the time go be that level of shit faced. My roommate used to always brew beer so I've seen the process but never gotten involved. He was also a massive hipster though so most of his beers while good he would just stroke his dick about whatever he used to make it

[Captain Janeway]

Sounds pretty annoying. I wasn't a fan of finding out dried urea is a component in achieving higher alcohol content in your moonshine mash. It's nice buying it at the liquor store but its just not the same. Weed on the other hand, i prefer the dispensaries.

I do enjoy having legal weed in my state though I hardly ever smoke unless it's at night.

[Captain Janeway]

I do enjoy having legal weed in my state though I hardly ever smoke unless it's at night.

I get a lot testier without it in my system. Everyone who knows me enough to know when i'm high or not agrees i'm way better off going through life snoop dogg style