I'm a gross piece of shit.

except im using the free ones lmao

I don't mean to leave this as a warning, but I just want to let you know that I'm uhh... closely monitoring this thread for hurt feelings at which time I'm going to really embarrass myself to uhh... deter future disharmony of your souls.

Thanks Greg

[maks]

then where? where do u go to meet women?

Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

[always stevey]

Karoki night at bars is always fat chicks crowding around, fighting for there turn to sing.. it's like an elephant watering hole in the plains of africa.

[Genital Doli]

Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

this is what ppl dont get, if ur good at meeting girls u can just meet girls, u dont need to go to the magic meet a girl zone to meet them

Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

[Genital Doli]

why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

yes, this is how you would do it if you were autistic.

this is what ppl dont get, if ur good at meeting girls u can just meet girls, u dont need to go to the magic meet a girl zone to meet them

i dont appraoch random people because i have social anxiety or soemthing i mean.. this shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone

[always stevey]

Maks saved her from a colored man trying to wash her windows with dirty water at 3 in the morning

[always stevey]

Pop one of your mom's xanax Camerone

[always stevey]

Should set you right as rain with all that social anxiety.

[Genital Doli]

i dont appraoch random people because i have social anxiety or soemthing i mean.. this shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone

it doesnt even have to be random, like if you have a valid reason to talk to someone then just make it into a conversation and eventually take it towards getting their number if thats what you want to do, once u have their number u can call and set up plans no problem

[maks]

why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

make a joke, if she chuckles it's ok to start a conversation. if you go into it looking to meet a girl instead of make idle chit-chat with a fellow human being well son you already fucked it up

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

[always stevey]

Then you'll be high as fuck and confident enough to saunter on up and get a number.

Should set you right as rain with all that social anxiety.

i'll just get pereptually drunk

[Genital Doli]

ive literally gotten 7 girls numbers since my birthday which i know bcause of the gaping money hole in my wallet,, but i havent posted their names and bragged about how they said hello to me

[always stevey]

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

his name is byron. what a faggot. he's prollly a tool

[maks]

I have friends who are in awesome relationships which started on match.com and whatever, I have no problem with dating sites and if you're nervous around people they're a good alternative to meeting women the traditional way

[Genital Doli]

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

if theres no ring on the finger make a move,,,

[Genital Doli]

I have friends who are in awesome relationships which started on match.com and whatever, I have no problem with dating sites and if you're nervous around people they're a good alternative to meeting women the traditional way

its funnier to make fun of camoron because of it though.

his name is byron. what a faggot. he's prollly a tool

its Bryon. Like Bryan but spelled wrong

if theres no ring on the finger make a move,,,

paralyzed by fear

[always stevey]

fear of being rejected.

[always stevey]

highschool level shit.

fear of her telling her boyfrined and him beating me up

lol not really but that is an awkard situation

i work with both of them

[Genital Doli]

Cag will you please have sex with me if I drive to your house

[always stevey]

fear of being rejected.