No get fucked Sherman.

lisa would have let tim fuck her

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa would have let tim fuck her

Tim looks just fine. If I had never met him before and found him at a pub I would destroy that boy but unfortunately I hate him.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I'm gonna go organise a bath and then eat and try not to spew.

[Autistic Spectrum]

even more reason to fuck him ,lisa get in your car u can be there by sunset, and hate fuck him in a chicken coop while the hot aussie sun sets over another day on crikey island

[Jibblez]

So tim is the secret boyfriend

[steveyos YOLO]

Yes.

He would cry if I got a message from someone. He literally answered my phone when it rang and I was in the kitchen and just started screaming "FUCK OFF BACK UP PLAN!" into my phone.... Why? Because in his psycho fucked up mind if any guy called me he was apparently my back up plan and hours of abuse and crying would follow.

This should be your forced meme because that's funny.

[Genital Doli]

holy fucking lol

[Genital Doli]

Okay I jsut got done readeing the last 9 pages, tihs is the best thred to ever disgrace rubynet and also the worst, at the same time

[Genital Doli]

No dp, he was constantly jerking off at me but he can't actually have sex due to his premature ejaculation problems.

hafdsdgdsgdhd

[Genital Doli]

No I've had plenty of actual sex in my time and you are the one who literally can't fuck.

You would cum the very second your pathetic cock even touched me. Dead fish my ass HA!

Oh it's so great with her that you were texting me just a few hours ago telling me how much you loved me and wished we were together? Nah. Don't believe you because 1. I know you literally can't have sex, even after taking medication for it. And 2. You are a liar.

i beleve every part of the story

[Genital Doli]

Thankyou. Lol. I would suck your cock and enjoy it.

over/under on lisa hateing dp agian tomorrow

[Genital Doli]

Yes.

He would cry if I got a message from someone. He literally answered my phone when it rang and I was in the kitchen and just started screaming "FUCK OFF BACK UP PLAN!" into my phone.... Why? Because in his psycho fucked up mind if any guy called me he was apparently my back up plan and hours of abuse and crying would follow.

ahahahaha oh rooty

[steveyos YOLO]

The jerking off at me sounds like an elezzzzzzark post

[timmy]

hes got more than that besides I made another 1000 on sat so now its 7000

this is some fucked up bullshit why wasnt i born with a vagina so i could make thousands every week at a strip club

[Autistic Spectrum]

bet you could steal lisa's diamonds and ipad if you go over there and fuck her in a pile of garabge tim,,,which would more than pay for the petrol,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

hell if you steal her blowup bathtub i will give you 100 bucks for it plus pay for shipping

[Jibblez]

Wat would u d with the tub

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh jesus i don't even know i jsut want it, it would be like owning hilters dinner ware or something,

[Autistic Spectrum]

you don't ask Olympians what they do with there gold medals cag,,

[Jibblez]

You comparing yourself to a gold winning olympian

[timmy]

hell if you steal her blowup bathtub i will give you 100 bucks for it plus pay for shipping

for sure mate i totally wont bust a nut all over it before i ship it

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, i would fucking drown you in it, is that what you want to hear, i would drown you in lisa's tub,

[Autistic Spectrum]

well if you are gonna jizz in it, u will have to split shipping with me

i have been waiting for this thread for a long time

and boy it didnt disappoint im literally hard roght now

[Jibblez]

It must really suck to be rooty today

[Autistic Spectrum]

every other day in his life seemed so great up until this point -_-

[Autistic Spectrum]

i find it a sad day for the human race that so many people can take entertainment value in rootbeer and lisa's pain. it's sicking.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol

[Jibblez]

Rooty prematurely ejaculates lol