My Cag Fantasy

[steveyos]

>makes that post on page 8 of a cag thread

[macpro]

that's talent.

m0nde, you realize that you just gave like 5 guys a boner

[rose west]

Lisa and I used to do that for hours.
If you homos ever see a vagina then you'll gaze upon sheer beauty.

[Wendy <3]

I wanna do this with lily

[Autistic Spectrum]

hey is cag online, need to cag it up a bit today

[always stevey]

Monde is dirty.

[Genital Doli]

cag is a bad girl ;]

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am going to honestly jerk off to that story later

[steveyos YOLO]

cat avatar guy bumped this for attention today

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantsy number 213,

in this fantasy she some how unlocks the master lock i put on her chains, and sneaks up from my basement, i am watching tv in the other room and i hear a soft clop clop in the other room, i stand up slowly peaking around the corner, and spot her trying to sneak out the back door, i spring out and yell CAG are WE GONNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY OR THE EASY WAY,,, she whispers the hard way,,, i then bum rush her knocking her small stripper body to the floor and then i pick her up and thorw her down the basement stairs, i rush down the stairs after her, grab her by her hair and drag her back to the wall i had her chained too, smashing her face into the wall, and re locking the lock, i throw a couple new locks on her chains for good mesure,,,

cag fantasy 345

cag and me are chatting on skype one night, talking about seph and the jeers bar sub forum, when suddenly, she hears a knock on her door, she tells me she has to answer it and she'll be right back,cag hoof's it over to the door and opens it, it's stomple bane, stomple bane has found her house, in a very low monotone voice, he says, I DO THIS FOR THE LATKA PEOPLE (latka is a type of potato pankae jews eat) he then whips out a huge purple eggplant(just like the one cag shoved in her pussy hole for speh on skype) and beats her to death with it, all the while i am hearing the sounds of stomple murdering cag with an eggplant and furislouy masterbaiting the entire time, i hear stomple close the door shut and i type 3 letters into the skype chat box,,,, lol,

cag fantasy 891

i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song

a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,

oh and she trips and falls at that point head first into her dads lap

*marks thread read*

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

im climbing an icy mountain using needle-nose pliers to pull myself up the slippery face and then i look up and cag is already at the top and she smiles and waveing and she throws down a rope to pull me up but the rope comes down and i see it writheing around and it is in fact a big giant land planarian but i like those guys so i grab onto the planarians head but instead it wraps around my waste and hoists me up to cag and i see the top of the mountain and she has made a campfire and she has all these little songbirds staked on sticks and i help her to roast the birds, feathers and all over the fire and she bits the birds head off and all this sand spills out of the birds neck, like 100s of gallons of sand and it keeps coming out until all the ice is covered by it and we are sitting on a giant sand dune and we start singing ween songs and we're like bobbing back and forth to the music and then i have to go so i take a pair of scissors and cut from cag a length of her hair and i grasp the lock of hair tightly and close my eyes and think about the tropics and the hair begins pulling me up into the sky and it's liftign me up until i am floating and i glide on the wind until i am over the tropics and i let the hair go one strand at a time so i float gently down to the islands below

cag fantasy 614

i get hit in the head with a bowling ball, and get serious brain damage, my speech center is affected, and i can only say Cag, Cag and i have to go though the rest of my life pointing at things saying cag in different pitches

cag

[cagordon]

cag

[Genital Doli]

cag didnt get enough atention last night bcause we were all talking about lisa and she was sitting in the tinychat corner smoking weed

[always stevey]

My Cag Fantasy: everyone accepts Cag and tells her she's a great poster everyday.

[Genital Doli]

My Cag Fantasy: everyone accepts Cag and tells her she's a great poster everyday.

*smiles*

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, great posts are made about you, your posts actually fucking suck, u are rubynet's muse cag, you and lisa and her inflatable bathtub, great men write great things about both of u,

[always stevey]

:'(

[juji]

My Cag Fantasy: everyone accepts Cag and tells her she's a great poster everyday.

Worst Fantasy Ever

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i just gave you a compliant wtf

[always stevey]

I'm just so self-conscious about my posts. They mean everything to me, I have so many.

[Genital Doli]

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

[UPGRAYEDD]

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

kill yourself

[Genital Doli]

i jsut read that m0nde post for the first time and it actually owns, good job m0nde lmao

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

[UPGRAYEDD]

[Autistic Spectrum]

my cat fantasy, cag divorces jon and since he did not sign a prenup she gets all his money, I convince her to come and live with me and I spend all of Jonathan's money with cag and we live happily ever after

[Tier 4 Subscriber Lily]

my cat fantasy, cag divorces jon and since he did not sign a prenup she gets all his money, I convince her to come and live with me and I spend all of Jonathan's money with cag and we live happily ever after

Oh really?

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Josh, read my pm at Lily's forum