mario

[timmy]

TbUGwA_woCE

[maks]

don't usually like cat videos but this one is alright because at least the cat was scared

[juji]

there are a lot of cats on the internet because they have no life, otherwise the people who have dogs can go to outside for life

[Lexi Persimmons]

:rubywtf:

[plusle riot]

Paul ruined cats for me i fucking hate them. also Drake wags his tail like a dumbass when i call him a nigger he loves it

[maks]

cats are one of those pets that don't give a fuck about you and just want to be fed and left alone so it's is basically like getting a goldfish that leaves dead mice and birds on your porch all the time

[Gentleman Doli]

Pwncat. Cat win. Tim, this cat is so fucking win

[plusle riot]

cats are one of those pets that don't give a fuck about you and just want to be fed and left alone so it's is basically like getting a goldfish that leaves dead mice and birds on your porch all the time

i actually couldve done with a cat this week. this morning i caught the bastard mouse that's been taunting me for the last 2 weeks...the bait trays did nothing and then he got stuck to a glue board and almost ripped his own back legs off trying to crawl under the refrigerator

[plusle riot]

where you @ stomple :smug:

[maks]

I had an exterminator here for ants and I asked him about the mice he said I should catch one, nail it to a piece of wood, and set it on fire in the basement and the rest of the mice would just run away and never come back in the house. I think he might have been a sociopath.

[plusle riot]

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO THE REST OF YA

[maks]

Victor tin cat works pretty good but you have to deal with freeing the mice or killing them yourself or waiting for them to starve to death

[maks]

doesn't take long btw I used to free them in the woods but they kept dying in the trap and I didn't even know they were there until my kitchen started to stink

[F4]

:mario:

[plusle riot]

Victor tin cat works pretty good but you have to deal with freeing the mice or killing them yourself or waiting for them to starve to death

yeah that's the deal with the glue board, i momentarily thought about stepping on him but decided against it as i'd have to clean up the mess and my shoe would be stuck to a glue board covered in mice innards. i picked it up with a dish washing glove and then the glove got stuck to the board. there was something retardedly comical about it

[maks]

yeah that's the deal with the glue board, i momentarily thought about stepping on him but decided against it as i'd have to clean up the mess and my shoe would be stuck to a glue board covered in mice innards. i picked it up with a dish washing glove and then the glove got stuck to the board. there was something retardedly comical about it

roll it up with the mouse in the middle and just crush it with your hands or stick it in your tailpipe/the microwave if you're too squeamish (it doesn't sound like it)

[plusle riot]

i threw it into a plastic bag and put it out in the trash, then the garbage trucks came. it was probably crushed to death by garbage

[maks]

yeah or it suffocated. I don't have any grudge against these creatures, I just want them out of my house so I try my best not to let them suffer. Honestly I felt better about the situation when I was freeing them in the woods but that's just too impractical

[plusle riot]

i want them to suffer as i will when i have to clean up the shit they left on my kitchen counter and bleach and disinfect. i threw out everything that was possibly contaminated, 4 boxes of cereal and my toaster ;_; better them than me and i ain't going out with some shit like Hantavirus

[maks]

i want them to suffer as i will when i have to clean up the shit they left on my kitchen counter and bleach and disinfect. i threw out everything that was possibly contaminated, 4 boxes of cereal and my toaster ;_; better them than me and i ain't going out with some shit like Hantavirus

they have tupperwares that can fit a whole cereal box and bread is actually better off in the refrigerator

I started doing that shit when I had an infestation of indian raisin moths a few years ago but it works on the mice too. usually though they stay in the cabinet under the sink so I stopped keeping anything but draino and windex in there

[plusle riot]

so when's your next tupperware party?

[maks]

next time walmart has a cart full of it at the front of the store that says 'all pieces $1'

[maks]

and I'm all hey I have a moth problem maybe $7 of tupperware is cheaper than the $35 worth of rice and cereal they've already ruined

[maks]

oh and sugar they ruined my 5lb bag of sugar for my coffee 3 or 4 times

[plusle riot]

>taking sugar in your coffee
but i feel your pain man. it was depressing throwing out my froot loops and cocoa krispies and my effing toaster goddamn

[maks]

drink my coffee light and sweet tyvm caffeine takes like 45 minutes to kick in I need the sugar to give me an initial push and get me going

[plusle riot]

start drinking espressos that shit kicks in right away. i can't function without my morning cappucino

[Camoron]

don't usually like cat videos but this one is alright because at least the cat was scared

as oposed to being bruned alive u heartless fuck????/

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

that is a fancy rug

[maks]

start drinking espressos that shit kicks in right away. i can't function without my morning cappucino

oh believe me I've drank espressos but I like having my coffee cup with me at all times because I have to constantly pick it up and put it down and risk spilling it becauise that's fun it adds some much needed excitement to an otherwise humdrum job


as oposed to being bruned alive u heartless fuck????/

or stomped to death by an asian woman in high heels

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I think it was marks who taught me to get rid of mice you catch one and nail it to a board by its head and set it on fire in your basement to show the other mice you aren't fucking around and they all clear out I never tried it though I just caught them in traps and shot them in the head with a bb gun

[maks]

I think it was marks who taught me to get rid of mice you catch one and nail it to a board by its head and set it on fire in your basement to show the other mice you aren't fucking around and they all clear out I never tried it though I just caught them in traps and shot them in the head with a bb gun

that was me, I told the same story earlier itt. I heard it from an orkin man and if anyone would know he would

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I had an exterminator here for ants and I asked him about the mice he said I should catch one, nail it to a piece of wood, and set it on fire in the basement and the rest of the mice would just run away and never come back in the house. I think he might have been a sociopath.

:monocle:

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I know an orkin man irl he's also a gay nigger

[Gentleman Doli]

Hitlers rug

[Gentleman Doli]

That rug really tied the room together mein Fuhrer

[maks]

I'm pleased you remembered my tips knowing that I made a difference in someone's life it inspires me to keep posting

[maks]

I know an orkin man irl he's also a gay nigger

did you ever make him into a gif

[Gentleman Doli]

Capture majci johnsons magic aids-infested semean and then give it to a Rat FTW. Now the rats have AIDs. Lol. Prolbem?

[maks]

I don't have rats, I'm not black

[DrHundos]

This is torture, animal torture
You are fucking sick if you find any enjoyment in this sick fucking trash video, I hope you all burn in Hell

[maks]

not even doom music

[juji]

Sans