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12-20-2012
don't usually like cat videos but this one is alright because at least the cat was scared
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12-20-2012
Paul ruined cats for me i fucking hate them. also Drake wags his tail like a dumbass when i call him a nigger he loves it
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12-20-2012
cats are one of those pets that don't give a fuck about you and just want to be fed and left alone so it's is basically like getting a goldfish that leaves dead mice and birds on your porch all the time
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12-20-2012
i actually couldve done with a cat this week. this morning i caught the bastard mouse that's been taunting me for the last 2 weeks...the bait trays did nothing and then he got stuck to a glue board and almost ripped his own back legs off trying to crawl under the refrigerator
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12-20-2012
where you @ stomple
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12-20-2012
I had an exterminator here for ants and I asked him about the mice he said I should catch one, nail it to a piece of wood, and set it on fire in the basement and the rest of the mice would just run away and never come back in the house. I think he might have been a sociopath.
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12-20-2012
LET THAT BE A LESSON TO THE REST OF YA
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12-20-2012
Victor tin cat works pretty good but you have to deal with freeing the mice or killing them yourself or waiting for them to starve to death
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12-20-2012
doesn't take long btw I used to free them in the woods but they kept dying in the trap and I didn't even know they were there until my kitchen started to stink
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12-20-2012
yeah that's the deal with the glue board, i momentarily thought about stepping on him but decided against it as i'd have to clean up the mess and my shoe would be stuck to a glue board covered in mice innards. i picked it up with a dish washing glove and then the glove got stuck to the board. there was something retardedly comical about it
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12-20-2012
i threw it into a plastic bag and put it out in the trash, then the garbage trucks came. it was probably crushed to death by garbage
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12-20-2012
yeah or it suffocated. I don't have any grudge against these creatures, I just want them out of my house so I try my best not to let them suffer. Honestly I felt better about the situation when I was freeing them in the woods but that's just too impractical
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12-20-2012
i want them to suffer as i will when i have to clean up the shit they left on my kitchen counter and bleach and disinfect. i threw out everything that was possibly contaminated, 4 boxes of cereal and my toaster ;_; better them than me and i ain't going out with some shit like Hantavirus
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12-20-2012
they have tupperwares that can fit a whole cereal box and bread is actually better off in the refrigerator
I started doing that shit when I had an infestation of indian raisin moths a few years ago but it works on the mice too. usually though they stay in the cabinet under the sink so I stopped keeping anything but draino and windex in there
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12-20-2012
so when's your next tupperware party?
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12-20-2012
next time walmart has a cart full of it at the front of the store that says 'all pieces $1'
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12-20-2012
and I'm all hey I have a moth problem maybe $7 of tupperware is cheaper than the $35 worth of rice and cereal they've already ruined
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12-20-2012
oh and sugar they ruined my 5lb bag of sugar for my coffee 3 or 4 times
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12-20-2012
>taking sugar in your coffee
but i feel your pain man. it was depressing throwing out my froot loops and cocoa krispies and my effing toaster goddamn
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12-20-2012
drink my coffee light and sweet tyvm caffeine takes like 45 minutes to kick in I need the sugar to give me an initial push and get me going
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12-20-2012
start drinking espressos that shit kicks in right away. i can't function without my morning cappucino
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12-20-2012
oh believe me I've drank espressos but I like having my coffee cup with me at all times because I have to constantly pick it up and put it down and risk spilling it becauise that's fun it adds some much needed excitement to an otherwise humdrum job
or stomped to death by an asian woman in high heels
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