Goats are neat.
Some people think goats are the same as sheep. Those people are fucking wrong.
Some people think goats are evil because they have those weird eyes. Goats aren't evil, they're the best ruminant ever. If I had to sacrifice an animal for some bizarre religious ritual I would not choose a goat.
Do you like goats? y/n
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02-22-2013
yes. yes i do.
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02-22-2013
I ate 4 goats last week and I've had a raging hardon ever since
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02-22-2013
True story Jim Breuer's Goat Boy was the least funny sketch in SNL history but the guy does one hell of a goat impression
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02-22-2013
my bro just started dating a goat farmer. i can respect that.
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02-22-2013
Goats have a tendency to seek the highest point in their physical environs.
This is why goats with projectile weapons make for excellent foot soldiers.
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indeed, I don't know how we ever would have beaten the krauts without our battalion of brave and loyal goat snipers
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Did you know.....
...The proper name for a group of goats is a trip.
...Baby goats are kids.
...males are called bucks.
...females are called does.
...A domestic male is sometimes called a billy; a female, a nanny.
...Goats are great swimmers.
...If bottled raised, goats will become bonded to their caregivers.
...Goats were domesticated around 7000 B.C.
...Domestic goats are found worldwide.
...Pygmy goats are a goat species, not a breed.
...There are six recognized dairy goat breeds in the United States: Alpine, La Mancha, Oberhasli, Nubian, Saanen, Toggenburg.
...Each breed of dairy goat gives a different tasting milk. Oberhasli goats give milk that tastes closest to cow's milk.
...Anything you make with cow's milk, you can make with goat's milk.
...Goat's discovered coffee beans.
...Goat milk has a higher butterfat content than cow's milk.
...Hearty seafarers, goats were kept by sailors for milk.
...Ancient Greeks used goat skins to make vellum and parchment.
...Goats are depicted in Paleolithic art.
...True wild goats are found throughout southern Asia.
...The Ibex (another wild goat species) populates Europe, Asia and Africa.
...Matriarchal herds of goats consist of 5 to 20 individuals.
...Goats are browsers, not grazers.
...Goats are extremely picky about what they eat.
...Goats DO NOT eat tin cans.
...Goats have only bottom front and side teeth, the top jaw does have a large back molar for crushing things.
...Goats have rectangular eyes - this allows them to see very well in the dark.
...Goats contribute to desertification in Africa.
...The Rocky Mountain "goat" is not a true goat; it is closer to a sheep.
...Wild goats don't sleep.
...Goats use straw to scratch their backs.
...Cashmere comes from the undercoat of the Asian Kashmiri goat, with the average annual yield per animal being less than one pound.
...Mohair comes from the Turkish Angora goat.
...Most mohair now comes from Angora fleece raised in the U.S., with the average annual yield per animal being four pounds.
...Goats catch colds and can succumb to pneumonia.
...The fat molecules in goat milk are five times smaller than the fat molecules in cow milk. Goat milk is broken down in the stomach in twenty minutes; it takes an hour for the stomach to break down cow's milk.
...Goats are great as stock animals. Goats are easier on the trail than other pack/stock animals. Properly conditioned, a goat can carry up to 25%-30% of its body weight.
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02-22-2013
in morrocco they have tree goats that eat kernels from the argan trees and then the locals wait for them to poop out the kernels and press argan oil from them and cook with it
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02-22-2013
GM recently unveiled a full-size sedan that can go 800 miles on a single pellet of goat shit
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02-22-2013
wall jumping, head butting, shoulder dashing, goats can be a powerful ally or a dangerous adversary.
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