lol.

just had the cisco guy come into our office.

I was like "bitch, get me a new phone cord"

he was like "yes master"


then I slapped his wife in the mouth.


true story.

way to really reach for the stars, slash the lower middle class ..... you fucking douchebag.



this is, of course directed at whoever the fuck was all proud about finally succeeding at completing some bullshit summer course in, what can essentially be considered brand loyal cable instalation.