how do you surreptitiously find a woman's ring size?

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah bob send your kid to shitty public schools where they can be influenced by the kids from all the other broke ass dysfunctional parents, that's a great environment to teach them solid 1950's nuclear morals (because desegregating the schools with tons of darkies hasn't had a detrimental effect at all on the white kids of today)

well middle school kinda fucked me up because some genius decided it would be a good idea to bus my (then) white neighborhood all the way downtown and mix us 50/50 with kids from the projects... i don't know anyone from that school who isn't a mess, i actually did pretty well considering i have no legal history, and not actively addicted to anything

yeah it was traumatizing
so i transferred school zones to go to the best public high school in the district and did much, much better there. my car was broken into once in the school lot but i didn't get fucked with at all. i didn't make alot of friends either but i was able to gain back enough social skills to make alot of friends my senior year and in college (then lost nearly all of them because i was a junkie and they weren't)

the point is, public schools vary alot. what you do is research local schools and use that as a major factor in terms of where you plan to live. i'd rather live in a nice neighborhood and send my kids to their nice, zoned school rather than waste money on private school, or home school them and have them turn out to be socially inept and naive

[blumpkin blownuts]

anyway she's on to me... we've been talking about getting married the past month and i dropped too many clues in the past few days. i kinda agree with ruby though that it shouldn't be a complete surprise, that's just stressful and puts her on the spot and doesn't give her enough input. but at least the time i'm choosing to propose will hopefully still be a surprise

[Plug Drugs]

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[blumpkin blownuts]

i love asmr videos they tickle me inside my head

yes take her ring shopping at a pawn shop lmao

[blumpkin blownuts]

she told me to talk to her sisters about it, i won't be able to afford a decent ring anyway for a month or two yet

why dont you just move in together and see if you are compatable without adding the unneeded pressure of marriage, why are you overcomplicating things

Your doing it for financial reasons but finanically stressing yourself doin it

make her talk to general doli on aim, ask her if she thinks NEDM cat is cute

[blumpkin blownuts]

that's what we're going to do but i don't see the problem in getting engaged then, we'll have been together 7 months and probably already living together by then

[blumpkin blownuts]

Your doing it for financial reasons but finanically stressing yourself doin it

that's a big part of it, but really it's just what we want to do

[UofLCardfan08]

basically the plan is to move in together, sooner rather than later if she gets this job close to where mine is. we're already making plans for that...
then have a long engagement so we can make sure we won't drive each other crazy living together before we seal the deal

also we haven't had a fight yet or anything close so that probably needs to happen before we get married so we can make sure that we can get through fights

STOP --- STOP

stop what you are thinking about any idea of marriage, you need to have to know both sides of one another .... the good and the bad.............

If you get married without ever seeing her at her psycho mad self you are only inviting a short term marriage with all the costs attached.

this goes for you and her, she does not know the evil that lays dormant within.... these character flaws are best initially exposed and dealt with without any binding contract in the eyes of the state.

BUYER BEWARE, know both sides of the coin before you deposit your sanity

[Plug Drugs]

does anyone else rub saliva on their penis after masturbating and when you rub it on that spot by the tip right below the urethra where the head meets the shaft, more cum spurts out?

[UofLCardfan08]

does anyone else rub saliva on their penis after masturbating and when you rub it on that spot by the tip right below the urethra where the head meets the shaft, more cum spurts out?

fuck off faggot, go fall in e-love with some aussie flat chested fugly skank

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah that's why we're planning on a long engagement
if the worst happens i'm only out $1000-1200 for a ring, which she would almost certainly give back

she won't even borrow money from me despite the fact she really needs money right now and that i can easily spare it

[rubycalaber]

top quality post from UofLCardfan08

also why the fuck do you have to buy a ring at all, I have heard people spending $10,000 on a ring, jesus fuck me, it's not even pretending what a sham marriage is at that stage, if you MUST do the stupid ritual to lead up to the stupid ritual just get her something pretty and unique and not something so expensive it'll already destroy your fucking life before it's even official

does anyone else rub saliva on their penis after masturbating and when you rub it on that spot by the tip right below the urethra where the head meets the shaft, more cum spurts out?

I suck my penis and squeeze it from the bottom up like a tube of toothpaste to get all the cum out and swallow it, since otherwise it's just gonna ooze out later on

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm looking at things like estate sales... i'd be embarrased for myself getting a ring at a pawn shop but i'm not going to pay some 150% markup from a jeweler either if i can avoid it

and she's a unique lady so it needs to be a fairly unique ring that really matches her personality

[rubycalaber]

is she going to literally give you the ring back and then you return it to the store or something lmao is that something people do

[blumpkin blownuts]

is she going to literally give you the ring back and then you return it to the store or something lmao is that something people do

depends, there's little reason to plan for that. i guess i could sell it... or have it melted down, or just keep it for the incredibly rare possibility i might one day meet someone else i love enough to marry

[rubycalaber]

that sounds like something thats a social taboo, oh heres your engagement ring, oh whos is it your grandmothers, my ex wives lmao I'm not a cheap bastard I swear

[blumpkin blownuts]

most people would just lie and say it's a family ring, but if i'm willing to present someone with a ring i had bought for a past fiancee i'm damn well going to be willing to be honest about its history. and if it bothers her, then she should damn well be willing to tell me she wants a different ring

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah now that i actually think about it, i would just feel weird giving the same ring to a second fiancee... i wouldn't want to think of the new fiancee replacing the old one.

i'd just trade it towards a different ring that matches the new broad's personality better

[blumpkin blownuts]

well i gtg, i appreciate everyone's shares itt
as you all know i can be naive about relationships

hi;jo

[juji]

top quality post from IT experts

also why the fuck do you have to buy a alienware at all, I have heard people spending $10,000 on an alienware, jesus fuck me, it's not even pretending what a sham god gaming is at that stage, if you MUST do the stupid interest to lead up to the stupid interest just get her something pretty and unique and not something so expensive it'll already destroy your fucking life before it's even official



I suck my penis and squeeze it from the bottom up like a tube of toothpaste to get all the cum out and swallow it, since otherwise it's just gonna ooze out later on

You should have learned yourself

[juji]

I'm pretty disappointed this thread because bob hughes didn't post her pic here

[blumpkin blownuts]

elz this is her:

[juji]

I can't really judge her appareance, anyways


a simple question:

Does she treat you like a shit? If not, you should have time with her, give extra time until she gives up.

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah she treats me like human garbage that's why i want to be with her forever because i'm lisa