Ugh I’m trying to get my pendlay rows in and this jock is hogging it

[Desolation]

I hate JOCKS

[juji]

Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks

13 replies why

[maks]

blueberries were buy one get one free at stop & shop!

gonna experiment with starwberrys tonight

[maks]

those were on sale too but I was feeling the blueberries I think I might make a smoothie

greek yogurt or icecream or regular old ice? and do you add a splash of sprite? or sunny d? i use avocadofor creaminess this is a serious post

have you ever tried your own jizz?

[maks]

ice and milk and the packet of powder you can get in the produce aisle for $1.25

wht kind of "powder" is it?

[maks]

dehydrated milk methamphetamine and cremated pets

sounds zany

[maks]

the whole think basically comes out tasting like milk and strawberries, which is to say p good

ate somemushrooms the other night and was elbow deep in a tool album cover for6 hours and i ate strawberryes and i am literaly addicted to strawberrys now

[maks]

the great thing about strawberries is how many ways there are to enjoy them, you can eat them plain or cut them and freeze them for a nice summer afternoon treat or throw them in a tupperware with a bunch of sugar and make the syrupy kind you put on strawberry shortcake, and I guess that's about it, so the number of ways to enjoy them is 3, I'm glad we figured that out

[Desolation]

Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks

He was most of these