is anyone from here dressing up for Halloween?

[plusle riot]

im hosting a halloween party next weekend and perusing through costumes
thought this one was kind of cool, hitchcock's the birds scared the shit out of me as a kid. being swooped by magpies multiple times over the years did not help

[dcent]

yes, as a matter of fact I AM going to be dressing up for halloween.

I will be dressing up as A GOD DAMN GROWN ADULT!

I will be giving out candy and not being a degenerate miscreant urchin, disguising his identity in hopes of gaining some semblance of social acceptance.

I got big dick money son, no time to find a fucking liono costume (the thundercats...... wiki it)

^cool

[plusle riot]

can't even read that shit. maybe i wasn't clear enough in the thread title

is anyone from here dressing up for Halloween?

no i am a GOD DAMN GROWN ASULT lol

eas thinking of dressing as bane but i dont do anything on halloween anhways

[plusle riot]

come to my party im making jello shots ok

[dcent]

jello shots?

what the fuck are you 11 years old?

I will be sitting infront of the door in a full suit. when a child knocks I will open the door, throw a full size chocolate bar at him (ya, thats right, were THAT house) and then slam the door before he even has time to say "trick or treat"

I dont have time for that. I run on big dick time. a tumbler of oak wood, double aged scotch in one hand, and a fine mocha cigar in the other, I toss candy at the children simply to keep them the fuck away.

I got big dick decisions to make every second of every day.

no time to go looking for a fucking fully functioning transformer costume, or a realistic "corky" mask (from life goes on..... he had downsyndrome....... their faces are too small and they are usually fat)

[sex with dead people]

My religion forbids such things.

[ascii_genitals]

i was supposed to be lydia in a 4-person beetlejuice costume ensemble

but ms. argentina backed out and alec baldwin is up in the air so i need a new costume idea

[dcent]

you are a follower.

weak willed and submissive.

MY religion doesnt forbid me from doing anything...... to the contrary, I forbid my religion from doing things.

take muzzos for example.... their religion says "strap a nail bomb vest to your 12 year old daughter and get her to blow up an israeli mailbox for allah"

well if MY religion started up with that I would say "no dice religion.... heres hoew things are gonna work around here, theres a new sherriff in town" and my religion will submit to me.

thats how someone with big dick money rolls.

[timmy]

dress up as a tomato

[plusle riot]

i was supposed to be lydia in a 4-person beetlejuice costume ensemble

but ms. argentina backed out and alec baldwin is up in the air so i need a new costume idea

that's a shame. i've seen a pic of a couple dressed up as geena davis and alec baldwin with their scary faces, it looked neat.

[plusle riot]

im hosting a ytmnd fad party no moonmans allowed

speaking of bane i just got back from the gym andsome fuckin weirdo came in wearing a respirator mask lmao

i left shortly after that

[plusle riot]

was it a judgement-free zone

its usually a people free zozne this time of night thats why i go to that gym

i h8 people fuckin fags

[DrHundos]

people wear the respirators as a way to train their breathing or some shit

yeah its elevationt raining

he was wearing a tshirt that said TRAINING MASK and he drove a rape van

[DrHundos]

i wonder if its possible to make air heavy as fuck so you can breathe it and do lung reps

suppsoedly if you do deep breaths and suck IN your chest/stomach when you inhale and puff it out when you exhale (the opposite of what you'd normally do) it helps improve lung capacity and endurance or somthing

[juji]

The Unabomber

[plusle riot]

98% of these costumes are terribad
this one would only work with an accompanying zombie cobain

[timmy]

better call

[plusle riot]

thug life nigga

[plusle riot]

spghetti spaghetti spaghetti pasghetti spaghetti spaghetti

[juji]

would you dress like the girl with dragon tattoo?

[plusle riot]

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