Sticky: How many times can someone joke about suicide before it turns serious then they do it?

[steveyos]

I'm going to find out.

[steveyos]

just kidding........for now...

[Lexi Persimmons]

tell us your prefered method?

[steveyos]

I want to live forever I'm still joking about suicide but I also want to prepare myself because I'm literally dying at Mach Speed and I want to stop caring

[steveyos]

rather just be like whatever once it happens and not be trapped in those bad deaths

[steveyos]

not suicide I have blood circulation problems it's actually curtains for me

can i have your incredibowl when you pass

[steveyos]

no because it's welded to my fumo pipe and not only were you always mean to me while I was alive, the spirits would never let another mortal go near it because only my lungs can inhale what magic forms with both pipes combined if anyone else uses it the universe will explode and I only hate humans not anything else

[juji]

thinking of finding a job?

[steveyos]

no

[blumpkin blownuts]

i recommend an attempt to anyone. if it fails, then God cares about you & you're supposed to be alive. if it works then you were supposed to die anyway.

[juji]

what will you do to find job and get paid? you're older than me, so i work a lot and i earn more than 1000 per week, i would mantain my parents.

At this moment, i assume your mom keeps giving you money until she dies and you will become full of useless shit

[steveyos]

I can't stand religion I hate it because I hate fiction because like all fiction it's literally responsible for all things bad about humans

[blumpkin blownuts]

then replace God with Nature or w/e in my previous post
it still holds

[steveyos]

I will never become full of useless shit, everything I keep in me is very useful for almost all situations

[steveyos]

no matt it doesn't you're psycho shut up nerd bitch

[juji]

then replace God with Nature or w/e
it still holds

If you know about boson-higgs particles is known as god particle, then you're not atheist

[juji]

I will never become full of useless shit, everything I keep in me is very useful for almost all situations

I believe you but why no one hires you?

[blumpkin blownuts]

uric acid is useful?

[DrHundos]

only my lungs can inhale what magic forms with both pipes combined

not for long

[steveyos]

I don't need to be hired I sell things at farmers markets

[steveyos]

actually doctor it's forever because when I'm dead in a few months my lungs will go on and I will still be around as the new high spirit of weed which I've earned because I can out smoke the current one by so much

[steveyos]

several pounds of weed in two months but my caretakers had bad crops or it woulda been more

[steveyos]

like idk three pounds maybe

[rubycalaber]

it worries me when people joke about suicide on here (since I cant afford to lose any more posters, not that your life has any other worth to me)

[jon]

pro tip

all history is fiction

the non-fiction section of the library is just an emotional courtesy for people aged 12 to 65 who aren't ready to accept it yet

eventually you discover that the only actual non-fiction that exists in life covers mundane topics that span back less than 3-5 years

[sex with dead people]

I thought you were making tons of cash in second life and selling vacuums in your spare time?

[steveyos]

worst post was actually by jj, jon made an ok post which I don't agree nor disagree with and it didn't need to be funny,

[sex with dead people]

Stop lying about everything.

[steveyos]

nope