somehow managed to break my foot tonight

[timmy]

walking has become difficult, feels like a bullet goes through it every time i put pressure on it

[juji]

"break my foot tonight" what a pussy

[sex with dead people]

Did you break it while getting raw dog?

[timmy]

was wrestling and got sweeped, my right foot was flat footed on the fall so it almost snapped in half with our combined weight had to instantly tap out.

need x rays. gonna ask for pain killers so i can get high on that shit.

[blumpkin blownuts]

>pain killers
>australia

you'll be lucky to get low-dose codeines

[timmy]

[blumpkin blownuts]

tasmania grows a fuckton of poppies but they export all their good dope to addicted countries like usa

[timmy]

>pain killers
>australia

you'll be lucky to get low-dose codeines

as long as it stops this severe pain

toot toot

[timmy]

that guy cant drive for shit lmao

if this game supports the Logitech G27 i will buy it

did keith at least go with you to the emergency room after he broke your foot "wrestling"

[timmy]

>implying this is an emergency
>implying keiths real
>implying im gay
dude why dont you go and check out what your kids are up to maybe youll learn something about them

tim keith is real, he's real to me

Kieth is real, real gay

[timmy]

if i ever come to america youre first...

[timmy]

...on my list to take out for a fancy dinner and maybe get you a lap dance(from keith)

Does this count as cheating? Should I just break up with this girl?

I was at a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, and he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses - because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost again she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me then and says "Anon, I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea, whatever."

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well
I am a woman of my word.". Within the space of fifteen seconds she's then literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta faggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of him cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

What the fuck just happened!?!?!?!?

[blumpkin blownuts]

beta as fuck

[timmy]

welp the results are in my foot is fucked looks like im becoming unemployed thank god i can now post on fjs

[Genital Doli]

tims hole was damaged with his leg

[plusle riot]

tim trying to steal my fractured coccyx thunder

[timmy]

im also stealing marks gimmick for being cripled

[blumpkin blownuts]

everybody's gonna get hoverounds then at the rubynet meetup we can play hoveround polo

[DrHundos]

hahahaha you broke your foot HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[timmy]

dr hundos what is the diagnosis

[timmy]

daignosis: not funny

[sex with dead people]

don't get addicted to pain killers like PD did and fall in love with some ugly woman who looks likes she's 50 years old and lives on the other side of the world.

[DrHundos]

dr hundos what is the diagnosis

calcium deficiency

don't get addicted to pain killers like PD did and fall in love with some ugly woman who looks likes she's 50 years old and lives on the other side of the world.

i remember when plug drugs used to ask me for runescape tips :'(