Teaching myself Java code

[Genital Doli]

public class SpathApp{
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Spath, damaged hole, tim, funaey lol"); //Display the string.
}
}

[maks]

Watch out dp and jon, there's a new coder in town

[Genital Doli]

ur goign down programers, im goign 2 make five milion hello world projects in netbeans until i have destroyed every ome

[juji]

Don't bother learning Java, it sucks

[maks]

any plans to port your application to android?

[juji]

I've done it, Android is not good OS imo, they shouldn't use Java engine.

[Genital Doli]

I gotta make my self a Angry Bird and make milons

[blumpkin blownuts]

i would totally download a spath app from google play

gl doli

[0mon Ra]

Don't bother learning Java, it sucks

yea you're right it's only the most used programming language in the world why learn it? idiot.

[always stevey]

*marks thread read*

[Genital Doli]

gonna hold ur hand and never have sex w/ u cag

[juji]

yea you're right it's only the most used programming language in the world why learn it? idiot.

^ Typical Non programmer dork

[0mon Ra]

^ Typical Non programmer dork

i work at amazon good try

[juji]

i work at amazon good try

function TimlolololBecomesHugeFaggot()
{
if ("Timlolololol"=="Huge Faggot")
{
Text="Yes, Timlololololol is a huge faggot";
}
}

[0mon Ra]

function TimlolololBecomesHugeFaggot()
{
if ("Timlolololol"=="Huge Faggot")
{
Text="Yes, Timlololololol is a huge faggot";
}
}

to compare strings you should use .equals(). wow you have no idea what you're talking about lol.

[juji]

to compare strings you should use .equals(). wow you have no idea what you're talking about lol.

This is not Java, it's Javascript.

[steveyos]

you could make a lot more money learning LSL and you could work with me

[steveyos]

I need a script that resets my rune goldberg device so bad

[maks]

This is not Java, it's Javascript.

[BatteriWyfe]

I could take you to a microgroove forum (universal music usually uses it) and we could hack it until everyone cries

[steveyos]

that's show EMNIMEM....

[juji]

didn't she say "back off" ?

[maks]

didn't she say "back off" ?

I thought it was 'back off' I picked that one because I had already invested 30 seconds into searching and didn't find a black woman snapping on alternate sides of her head

[BatteriWyfe]

I would have thought juji would be a better lip reader

pretty sure she is saying "back up"

[Autistic Spectrum]

public class LisaCody{
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Lisa,Cody"); //Lisa Cody.
}
}

[Plug Drugs]

i'm gonna write scripts for games i ripped off from old warcraft 3 maps and patent the game and put them on the apple app store and call up apple and bitch to have them take down any similar apps and i'll sue away the competition and make loads of money

[Genital Doli]

shes clearly saying "Bam"

[jon]

java is fine

elz doesn't know what he is talking about, and never has

[steveyos]

java is fine

elz doesn't know what he is talking about, and never has

as in he literally doesn't even know the words he's posting he doesn't speak a word of english