i only rawdog with girls

[timmy]

its ironic you have to wear a condom for gay sex since homos are such disease ridden disgusting faggots even though condoms should be totally unnecessary

[timmy]

condoms are unnatural, and so is gay sex

[LadyKillmonger]

Tim I'm going to help you get laid

Do not attempt to speak to a woman, do not attempt any form of communication of your ideas and thoughts, just stand there and look pretty and take off your pants. If you speak at all it's going to work against you.

[timmy]

i must be really good looking

[LadyKillmonger]

your looks are definitely your best asset

I certainly wouldn't try relying on personality if I were you

[timmy]

i bet you'd clap your hands like a seal if i pulled my pants down

[LadyKillmonger]

yeah

if you were gagged

if you spoke I'd probably kick you in the head

[timmy]

:)

Tim I'm going to help you get laid

Do not attempt to speak to a woman, do not attempt any form of communication of your ideas and thoughts, just stand there and look pretty and take off your pants. If you speak at all it's going to work against you.

dating advice with lisa

Tim you are a slack jawed faggot dont listen to lisa

[timmy]

huh?