My boyfriend has caught flu after having sex with me.

[always stevey]

what do I do?

[always stevey]

my vagina is infected with the flu virus.

have sex with m0nde then have sex with your boyfriend and spread the m0nde AIDS

[UofLCardfan08]

Set off a flea bomb, this might be a cag plague outbreak the CDC has warned about. Better to be safe than sorry later.

[steveyos]

date me, I'll be a virgin foreve ryou won't have to worry about killing anyone ever again

[steveyos YOLO]

Hopefully he catches you in your chin with his fist

[always stevey]

Hopefully I catch his heart and keep it in my pocket, right next to my flu infested vagina.

[always stevey]

The quickest way to my heart is through my vagina.

[always stevey]

I love my vagina. I love the way it looks, I love the way it feels. I'm a womyn. W O M Y N and you can't take my precious vagina away from me.

[always stevey]

You know men have even tried to take control of our periods by putting the word "men" in it.

[always stevey]

mynstration.

[steveyos]

sorry I think those are gross, it's the only thing about girls I don't like

[Genital Doli]

theres a lot of thigns i dont like a bouit girls:
1 there brains, lol, or lack there off ... ;]

[Genital Doli]

2 there vaginas, uhh what teh fukc a dick is sposed 2 be tehre lLOL

[asux]

what do I do?

its the swine flu he hAS GOT from u

[steveyos YOLO]

I don't like girl's faces

[asux]

I don't like girl's faces

JUST USE A BAG

[steveyos YOLO]

Just use a dictionary

[juji]

fuck off cag

[steveyos]

spit in my mouth cag

[steveyos YOLO]

fuck off cag

[steveyos]

marry me so much cag

[always stevey]

what happened to josh why is he orange.

[always stevey]

eating the second stouffers mac and cheese for lunch they were on sale 2 for 7. my boyfriend really spoiled me last night. It will take 11 whole minutes to cook. I feel like Doug from king of queens.

[steveyos]

because jj is legitimately insane irl and sometimes he has to just cry it out

[asux]

Just use a dictionary

nO Nead I KNO WHOT IS SAEES

[Autistic Spectrum]

didn't know AIDS'S was considered the flu now

[LadyKillmonger]

the clap

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Fuck you, bushpig. Go molest some children. After all...that's what you're best at, isn't it?

Is there any woman you like on this site besides Joan?

[LadyKillmonger]

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