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    how many of them hate you? how many did you give stds to? how many of their mothers cried with you in the room when they found out? how many times do you think that girl has said you were their first to thier other boyfriends and they get all faggy thinking about your dick in their sweet tight little pussy way before he ever was? he asks is there anything you didnt try with him and theyre like no garfield literally made me try everything he was the best i miss him blah blah how many of them bled on the carpet? how many white towels did you use to cleanse your chubby cock of her sinful blood? how many times did theyr stepfather find the towel and you just looked at him and winked? how many times a day do they think about you and how theye shouldve waited until they were 18?
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    edited for past tense and present tense stability
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    A couple of months ago I ran into a girl I fucked and then never talked to again one drunken night back in like 2003. I think I may have been her first, she gave me this really sad look and kept walking.
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    what was her name?
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    how should I know
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    what did it say in the ad?
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    "Chubby girl sitting by herself at the end of the bar drinking a soda because she's only 18"
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    A couple of months ago I ran into a girl I fucked and then never talked to again one drunken night back in like 2003. I think I may have been her first, she gave me this really sad look and kept walking.
    so you were too beta to say hello or what? i dont understand
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    so you were too beta to say hello or what? i dont understand
    Not really too interested in having a conversation with a girl I fucked once 9 years ago, if I was then I would have stayed in touch with her.

    Rootbeer showing a severe lack of understanding about how one night stands work
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    rootbeer likes to mend their holes
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    i like to rip them apart with as many other willing dicks as i can find
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    Not really too interested in having a conversation with a girl I fucked once 9 years ago, if I was then I would have stayed in touch with her.

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    lol because saying hi to people that recognize you is a violation of the jersey shore code nice dude i have a lot to learn
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    lol because saying hi to people that recognize you is a violation of the jersey shore code nice dude i have a lot to learn
    saying hi to people you have no interest in talking to is a violation of common sense
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    saying hi to people you have no interest in talking to is a violation of common sense
    i acknowledge everybody, even people that i dont like. because that is what alphas do. i dont ignore people and then write about it on an internet forum.
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    butt out patrick
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    oh u no, not that many, just 1642 male virginities and 2384 female virginities
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    i acknowledge everybody, even people that i dont like. because that is what alphas do. i dont ignore people and then write about it on an internet forum.
    that doesn't sound alpha, it sounds desperate and lonely
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    that doesn't sound alpha, it sounds desperate and lonely
    you are scared to talk to somebody so i am desperate and lonely?
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    That's what I'm saying, you believe that the only reason one could have for not talking to someone is fear. You're projecting your betaness onto me.
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    next time just nod or say hi then u wont have to post ur feelings at me
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    I don't want to nod or say hi. I do not want to interact with her at all, I'm done with her and have been for years. Why is this so difficult for you to understand?
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    i am going to buy u this so u can shake peoples hands and not feel self conscious about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    i acknowledge everybody, even people that i dont like. because that is what alphas do. i dont ignore people and then write about it on an internet forum.
    ahahhahaahahaha

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    How about if you explain what good could come from saying hi to someone I have no interest in ever talking to again lets discuss that
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    How about if you explain what good could come from saying hi to someone I have no interest in ever talking to again lets discuss that
    a person you apparently fucked and chucked 10 years ago? how old are you maks anyways it is probably time to settle down have a few baby marks. but seriously you probably are both completely different people and the whole time she was probably thinking i wish he had said hi. you just feel better when you are an assertive person give it a try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    a person you apparently fucked and chucked 10 years ago? how old are you maks anyways it is probably time to settle down have a few baby marks. but seriously you probably are both completely different people and the whole time she was probably thinking i wish he had said hi. you just feel better when you are an assertive person give it a try.
    If I was interested in having a relationship with her I would have called her 10 years ago. I was interested in sticking my dick in her, and I did, now it's time to move on. I'm sure she wanted me to say hi, I don't care I don't let other people's wishes dictate everything I do. It would have hurt her more if we'd had a conversation and the inevitable question "why didn't you call me" came up and I'd have to tell her honestly "because I don't like you and do not desire a relationship with you therefore calling you would be a waste of time"
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    sorry you have to pay me for further consultation
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    That's ok, I'm not interested in learning how to be so desperate for human interaction that I say hi to everyone I've ever met
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    "Chubby girl sitting by herself at the end of the bar drinking a soda because she's only 18"
    lol how depressing, not you her that is.
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