I'm running for political office

[Bliz]

Hey guys, Bliz here. I am currently running for public office in a small town in Central Florida. I will have many responsibilities around my city such as planning, push-up demonstrations, and touching the tooshies of interns.

The reason why I've returned to these forums is because, while a youth, I posted what people commonly refer to as "MY PENIS" on the YTMNSFW forums. Considering this a current form of those boards, I was wondering if anyone has any photos still saved of "MY PENIS". If so, you can send them to my inbox where I will then paper shred them, as we commonly do in this political business.

Thank you for your time.

[maks]

I don't remember seeing your dick was it the same stickam session where eljoe showed his ballsack?

[Bliz]

me n eljoe were jacking off as that wasted british girl slanged her mange or whatever britbongs call it

[Bliz]

i probably showed my penis to gabi at some point, too

[maks]

do yourself a favor don't admit to jerking off in front of a 16 year old at the debates

[steveyos YOLO]

Why not shred "YOUR PENIS" instead to get rid of the evidence?

[maks]

it worked for ob

[steveyos YOLO]

He did it only so he could fit into his mom's panties easier when he was young

[Bliz]

do yourself a favor don't admit to jerking off in front of a 16 year old at the debates

It's all good if you were 17 yourself listening to rock n roll music that corrupts your youthful mind.

I will look into shredding "MY PENIS" after analyzing some community impact analcyst reports on the subject.

[maks]

I wonder if he used cross-cut or strip-cut

[maks]

It's all good if you were 17 yourself listening to rock n roll music that corrupts your youthful mind.

I will look into shredding "MY PENIS" after analyzing some community impact analcyst reports on the subject.

yeah but you got older, gabi is and always will be 16. I can see this turning into a huge scandal.

[Bliz]

i can hush hush the naysayers if i put her in my cabinet

not like a political cabinet, like a physical one with knobs made of mahogany

[maks]

you missed her dressing up like a fireman in tinychat. I missed it too but I heard all about it on the forum the next day, it was p big news

[maks]

also she's apparently been snapchatting pictures of her in the bathtub so if you're a gabi fan get on her snapchat would be my advice

[Bliz]

mite b cool

[steveyos]

I didn't reinstall snapchat when I reformatted my n7 but now that you mention that I'm still not gonna lol, however if you wanna see me in the shower http://instagram.com/p/hY22DFj0VF/

[steveyos]

I'm running for pres with tami stainfield

I don't remember seeing your dick was it the same stickam session where eljoe showed his ballsack?

seven years later and marks still remembers your dick

[maks]

yeah that's why I said I don't remember seeing your dick

lol