I'm not going to be with anyone

[Chronic Munchies]

I'm not opening my door on thursday or I'm not going to be there

I'm not going to be with Rootbeer because he doesn't understand me and he's going to be a lot happier with a woman who will always just tell him exaactly what he wants and not what is the truth.

This was bound to happen though, it's me after all, of course everything was going to fuck up and I was going to be sitting in the corner with my cat and the blinds drawn until I die.

Have nice lives.

[Chronic Munchies]

it's a tall order to expect anyone to be able to understand me and it's just not ever going to happen.

[steveyos YOLO]

I understand you're insane and need choked unconscious on a daily basis.

[Chronic Munchies]

No I am going to be with rootbeer

Don't know how the fuck this will work

I can't ever answer my door

[steveyos YOLO]

We can play games online if you have a playstation 4

[steveyos]

is it the other person this time yet again or have you realized it's you because you're horrible or is this an epic skype troll and you're already married to him

[www.whatthefuck.com]

lisas ocd wont let her open the door on even numbered days holy shit i called the cops to check on her on an even numbered day i bet thats why they maced her LMAO!!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol xd

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's a tall order to expect anyone to be able to understand me and it's just not ever going to happen.

monde understands you, maybe rootbeer could give his non refundable plane ticket to him

[maks]

This was bound to happen though, it's me after all, of course everything was going to fuck up

People always say "this isn't the time for told-you-so's" well this is the time for told you so's I told you so rootbeer

[timmy]

getting fucked over by a bogan aussie chick ☑
threatening to hurt the only cool aussie currently posting ☑
ruined chance to hang with said cool aussie ☑
youre at rock bottom rootbeer i dont know what to tells ya

[maks]

rootbeer if you're that lonely make an account on match.com or something I'm sure you can meet a more quality woman than lisa and she'll probably even live on the same continent as you

[www.whatthefuck.com]

rootbeer would fail to qualify for match.com if he was honest

[steveyos]

People always say "this isn't the time for told-you-so's" well this is the time for told you so's I told you so rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would like to point out that i was the first one to tell them this was not going to work because lisa is an insane shut in freak

[Autistic Spectrum]

spoilers rootbeer is still going to penguin island, he seems really deteremtied to check getting herpes off his bucket list

[maks]

i would like to point out that i was the first one to tell them this was not going to work because lisa is an insane shut in freak

that's like saying you were the first to point out that water is wet

[timmy]

that's like saying you were the first to point out that water is wet

you are really high right now☑

[Autistic Spectrum]

calling it now all of lisas future interpersonal relationships will fail spectacularly,

[steveyos YOLO]

Not sure if it was mentioned yet, but I hope rooty commits suicide

[steveyos]

common sense sometimes doesn't travel as fast as forum posts

[maks]

[www.whatthefuck.com]

marks cares way too much about the internet folks

[Autistic Spectrum]

classic cag caring about her friend lisa

[maks]

Sometimes the world looks perfect, nothing to rearrange. Sometimes you just get a feeling like you need some kind of change. No matter what the odds are this time, nothing's gonna stand in my way. The fire in my heart and a long lost friend gives every dark street a LIGHT AT THE END!

Standing tall, on the wings of my dreams! Rise and fall on the wings of my dreams!

Rain and thunder, wind and hail, I'm bound for better days. It's my life, and my dream, and nothing's gonna stop me now!

pobody's nerfect

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna quote this post when lisa and or rootbeer comes back here in the next couple of days and make a thread or posts about how they just had S E X with each other and how it was amazing and how we are all jealous virgins fags, and we can all choke on there happiness

that's all great, but we all know that he's going to be hurt badly by her insanity and will come back in a month at most

[Autistic Spectrum]

i just hope rootbeer did not fuck up his sperm sack with all the werid roids he takes and lisa get's knocked up, i really think the more innocent people's lives they ruin with there relationship the better

[maks]

what are the chances of lisa carrying rootbeer's baby to term she's either going to openly abort it or "miscarry" and go on and on about how upset it made her