its the year 2083, and rubynet is still online

[timmy]

Most posters have succumbed to old age, no one made it to anti aging technology and it doesnt look like 'Foreskin co.' isnt close going to make a break through.
Only three posters are left-- Ruby, Elz and Monde's 9 year old son... the forum is going real slow, slow even for rubynet... among hot topics such as "Megathread: Clay dies of heart attack snickers edition" and Elz talking about how bad video games are there isnt really anything interesting going on... ruby, being too decrepit to play video games and scream into his mic, slowly pulls himself out of his bed with what energy he has left after a 12 hour nap... he turns on his 20,000 linden alienware computer he bought last month, all these flashy lights and gears start whirring and turning on, a blue screen appears on his monitor.. he rings up the company and has to pay 5000 bitcoins to get them to look at it, in the mean time they teleport him a backup computer... he turns it on, but doesnt know how to connect it to the internet, even though he spent 500 years on computers, he is still a huge retard,.. finally he pays the local twink 500 dollars to hook it up/. nervously the twink in his short short spandex works his magic and gets it ready for use.. ruby hands the twink the money and with a smile says "im gay" and the twink quickly leaves... he turns on the computer, it has internet explorer 10 installed... ruby opens it up and enters rubycalaber.com, the dns query initiates... "internet explorer has stopped working" ruby is furoius...

to be continued..

[maks]

ruby I see you reading this threasd please for the love of god herp roxtoyz and bgd

[rubycalaber]

ok, let me just spend a month making a megathread about it

[maks]

hopw about if you herp them and then spend a month making a megathread to explain why

[roxtoyz666]

Most posters have succumbed to old age, no one made it to anti aging technology and it doesnt look like 'Foreskin co.' isnt close going to make a break through.
Only three posters are left-- Ruby, Elz and Monde's 9 year old son... the forum is going real slow, slow even for rubynet... among hot topics such as "Megathread: Clay dies of heart attack snickers edition" and Elz talking about how bad video games are there isnt really anything interesting going on... ruby, being too decrepit to play video games and scream into his mic, slowly pulls himself out of his bed with what energy he has left after a 12 hour nap... he turns on his 20,000 linden alienware computer he bought last month, all these flashy lights and gears start whirring and turning on, a blue screen appears on his monitor.. he rings up the company and has to pay 5000 bitcoins to get them to look at it, in the mean time they teleport him a backup computer... he turns it on, but doesnt know how to connect it to the internet, even though he spent 500 years on computers, he is still a huge retard,.. finally he pays the local twink 500 dollars to hook it up/. nervously the twink in his short short spandex works his magic and gets it ready for use.. ruby hands the twink the money and with a smile says "im gay" and the twink quickly leaves... he turns on the computer, it has internet explorer 10 installed... ruby opens it up and enters rubycalaber.com, the dns query initiates... "internet explorer has stopped working" ruby is furoius...

to be continued..

is this shit clairvoyance or something?

[rubycalaber]

Actually by 2083 the human race will have been extinct for 67 years. The global currency will also be dogecoins.

[roxtoyz666]

Actually by 2083 the human race will have been extinct for 67 years. The global currency will also be dogecoins.

This goes against everything being said in the papers.

[juji]

Monde's 9 year old son... we have a problem.

Barry lacks knowledge about the progressive math.

[roxtoyz666]

Monde's 9 year old son... we have a problem.

Barry lacks knowledge about the progressive math.

[maks]

ruby if you had herped the lizards a year ago this forum would be in better shape

[juji]

[roxtoyz666]

Those concepts of psychic martial arts are neither real nor realistic... I know this because i've been involved in psychic martial arts with this type of opponent. Becoming incredibly angry and having a mental breakdown does not cause a person to experience super strength.

[juji]

stfu, you don't even know what are the stands

[roxtoyz666]

stfu, you don't even know what are the stands

i have a stand in real life, and his name was Yojimo in his life. He was teh god of Money in beijin, china in 1692.

[juji]

i have a stand in real life, and his name was Yojimo in his life. He was teh god of Money in beijin, china in 1692.

rofl the worst excuse ever, the stand names are supposed to be inspired by song name.

[roxtoyz666]

rofl the worst excuse ever, the stand names are supposed to be inspired by song name.

yeah, but i mean i actually have a stand. He took over part of my body and mind on my 21st birthday. It's just like jojo's bizarre adventure and shit.

[juji]

Is Yojimo really a stand name? Uncreative

[timmy]

Monde's 9 year old son... we have a problem.

Barry lacks knowledge about the progressive math.

monde lives to be 100 dea lwith it

[juji]

monde lives to be 100 dea lwith it

1- m0nde is 40 in 2013
2- m0nde is 100 in 2073
3- m0nde can't produce sons in 2028

[timmy]

in 2020 monde stored a vase of semen in a sperm bank

[skrizach]

yeah, but i mean i actually have a stand. He took over part of my body and mind on my 21st birthday. It's just like jojo's bizarre adventure and shit.

discussion about headmates ITT

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showth...igins-of-m0nde


your all wrong sorry

[Jibblez]

there is no way im going to make it that long