Yelp! Reviews of Cag's stripclub! Lets make her shine bright like a diamond maybe shell get a raise!

Irma E.
Tarzana, CA

74 friends
112 reviews


was there last night with a couple of my guy friends...
Let me just say that the ladies there are very friendly and they ALL offered me a lap dance...
I've gone to other places...and they don't eve approach me or ask me...
They have amazing looking girls...it might have been the drinks before we went...but man I couldn't stop tipping the whole night...
Guys if you want to go hang out with the guys and have a good time with some hot ladies...I definetly recommend this place...
Ladies if you want to surprise your man or have a good time with him you'll definetly feel comfortable here...the ladies will definetly ask you first before approaching your man!!! Very respectful...
There aren't a lot of perv looking guys....most men that were there were in business suits!!!
GOOD TIMES

Alexander R.
Los Angeles, CA

273 friends
244 reviews


Business opportunities are all around, right? Is that how a stripper sees the place she works? I hope so because the dudes who come in her want to rid themselves of their money in the worst way!
Why was I here? Not important. Actually I was here because I told Ms. Fiance I'd been a couple strip clubs at certain times in my life and it was possible there could be one in a bachelor party not too far in the future. She made the executive decision that she had to know what went on in those places.
Ms. Fiance was the one who got the lap dance, not me. The girl was sultry and looked like that Asian actress who's name I can't recall at the moment. While she laughed and laughed and laughed I squirmed unsure if this was supposed to be sexy for me or she was trying to tell me that strip clubs were dumb.
The women who dance here are attractive and sort of friendly way but only if you're buying. Many have boob jobs and spray on tans and in the dark all are probably more attractive than they are in bright light.
I listened to Ms. Fiance talk about makeup with the stripper for about fifteen minutes and realized that the illusion that these business cast can be broken up really fast. Listening to Ms. Fiance go back and forth on how she felt about the place on the car ride home was just as ridiculous. Her thoughts ranged from how humiliating it must be to how much money she could make if she worked there. In the end she said I could go to one during any bachelor party shenanigans. At this point I'll probably opt for go-carts.
Did I mention Ms. Fiance and the dancer exchanged numbers? WTF?

Michael C.
San Francisco, CA

148 friends
178 reviews


I've been to many strip clubs, and I'm not some creepy guy. I can appreciate the female form. There are many nice female forms here.

You get diversity. Do you like white chicks, black chicks, Hispanic chicks, or Asian chicks? It doesn't matter; they're all here. They even have a beautiful Iraqi working.

While there are many beautiful women, there are some so-so ones; and one disgusting one. She is old and smells like smoke. You'll know her when you see her - lol. Keep her away, unless you like the smell of ash trays.

Some helpful tips:

* Bring cash. As the commenter below me noted, the ATM is a total scam. It's a 10% surcharge. Plus you have to pay your own bank ATM fee. Scam.

* Get a free pass. You can usually find a free pass at the back page of the LA Weekly (which is an awesome paper you should be reading, anyway). Instead of paying $20 cover charge, you pay $5 for one drink (a soda or Red Bull). Like all fully nude clubs in L.A., the Rhino is a "juice bar."

* Take advantage of specials. If you go on off nights, you can get good specials on lap dances. On Wednesday or Thursday, you can usually get a 2-for-1. Lap dances are $20 for topless or $40 for fully nude. Just take your time, and you'll get a special.

* Don't get more than you want. When you go into the back room, strippers will automatically just take off their bottoms. That way you sort of get forced into paying for fully nude. If you don't want fully nude (I don't want their cha-chas touching me), be sure to specific you want topless. Otherwise, they'll drop their bottoms and you'll be stuck paying twice what you'd otherwise pay.

* Beware buying drinks. A stripper will approach you, sit down, and chat with you. A minute later, a waitress will ask you if you want to buy the woman a drink. It's $10. If you don't buy them a drink, they'll usually say, "Good bye." I'd rather spend my money at the tip stage, rewarding women for hard work, than pay money just to have someone talk to me. If you want to keep them around, just know what it will cost you.

* Take the freeways. Do not take back roads or short cuts to get through here, unless you want to be assailed by crack heads and homeless people. Find a way to get here via the highways.

All in all, this is a very good place. If you play it smart (use coupons, bring your own cash, wait for dance specials), you'll see beautiful women for a great price.

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[cag]

That's the wrong club. lmao

[cag]

Garfield getting all Cody on me. One day you too can paint houses Garfield. its a sea of endless possibilities.

lol

fixed

i literlly made 350 dollars today and i dint even have to take my clothes off

[cag]

Still the wrong club, there are a ton of clubs out here, Garfield. I'm sure you'll find the right one soon.

[cag]

i literlly made 350 dollars today and i dint even have to take my clothes off

selling drugs lmao

[cag]

cody says the same thing, he logs on and brags about making 350 in like a week.

man this movie isnt over til the end of june at 6 days a week 350 per day times 3 for this month then 8 for the ext two months i think im looking at 23000 by mid summer, before you know it ill be posting with you faggots from a brand new macintosh computmataer

nigga you aint high class enough for the spearmint rhino

[cag]

man this movie isnt over til the end of june at 6 days a week 350 per day times 3 for this month then 8 for the ext two months i think im looking at 23000 by mid summer, before you know it ill be posting with you faggots from a brand new macintosh computmataer

Mexican contractor work, they pay under the table so they don[t have to workers comp. my friend made a fuck ton, but then when it was over he didn't have a stable job and lost it all.

[Desolation]

But if it wasn't for your misfortunes i'd be a heavenly person today

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cag what the heck ar u talkign about

[cag]

Garfield, cody, monde, vicious cyber troll gang.

[cag]

you bullies better leave me alone. :)

your friend wasnt in the union and wasnt working on a 150 million dollar movie

[cag]

One day, you're just sitting at rubynet, posting, and minding YOUR OWN BUSINESS when Garfield, monde, and cody suddenly wriggle through the woodwork and post your workplace. lmao

i got 30 dollars just to go to lunch today

im sorry im not trying to brag ive never had this much money before in my life so i guess i kind of m bragging because i dont really care what i post on here thats the point isnt it to post whatever the hell you want

idk

[cag]

I don't care if you're a movie extra, Garfield. lol

nearly 10 years later im still not sure what im doing here

nearly 10 years later im still not sure what im doing here

[cag]

or whatever it is you do while stuffing your face with krotam, high off your ass. wheres my fucking xani?

[Desolation]

When all you do is post about your smut job and your alcohol dependence it's only surprising it took this long to happen.

[cag]

why are you trying to convince me that you make a lotta money. it doesn't mean anything to me what you do in your rubynet off time

[cag]

When all you do is post about your smut job and your alcohol dependence it's only surprising it took this long to happen.

chillwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave