So my dads like "let's have pizza for dinner"

And I'm like "uhhh yeah ok" and he's like "waddya want on ur pizza" and I'm like "uh duh dad everything" you know like lots of cheese and pepperonis and mushrooms and spaceships and an in house band and a ballpit! And video games and prizes! You know "the works"

[rubycalaber]

reminds me of the time stompleb bullied me into going to subway and I didnt know what to get in my sub so I literally just said everything and they literally put every single thing in it

[rubycalaber]

eating food that isnt macaroni and cheese is hard

reminds me of the time when you grossed everyone out with a picture of your hands

Open a macncheese fast food chain bro

[rubycalaber]

my hands are sexy bro and everyone wants me to scratch their backs for them

[boobz]

And I'm like "uhhh yeah ok" and he's like "waddya want on ur pizza" and I'm like "uh duh dad everything" you know like lots of cheese and pepperonis and mushrooms and spaceships and an in house band and a ballpit! And video games and prizes! You know "the works"

Pizza is a special treat at Howard Dean's house which is located on the outskirts of Pyongchang village near his work at Foxxconn factory

[rubycalaber]

I had pizza lastnight!

uhh guys this is a reference to showbiz pizza time come on get with the program

has your dad ever touched you in a bad way

tasty derma farci

if you arent going to cut your nails you should at least keep them clean dude

corpus pullum totalis

jesus christ

add some fingernails to your stick figure avatar

[maks]

I refuse to believe he can operate a keyboard like that

TIL corn is a topping at subway in scotland

i refuse to believe those are actually ruby's hands

[maks]

i refuse to believe those are actually ruby's hands

yes that thought had occurred to me as well

[maks]

I'm stompleb I make unfunny crap that everyone ignores then I post it over and over again

love a good corn sandwich

[maks]

I'd like a 6" with extra corn and asparagus go easy on the turnips

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

those fuckin fingernails

[rubycalaber]

I refuse to believe he can operate a keyboard like that

when they are short typing feels weird and I have to push the keys a bit harder so I think they actually improve my typing since my fingers need to move a shorter distance to hit the keys

i refuse to believe those are actually ruby's hands

I am a girl irl I just pretend to be a guy as a gimmick

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

how do you wipe your butt without those ripping through the paper and getting your fingers all poopy or is that why your fingernails are brown

CANT YOU LET HIM LIVE IN PEACE

[boobz]

i sometimes leave my shit just in the bowl to ferment. i also never flush at public restrooms. i like to let the shit build up over continued use

[rubycalaber]

how do you wipe your butt without those ripping through the paper and getting your fingers all poopy or is that why your fingernails are brown

I get trollinator to do it for me

i sometimes leave my shit just in the bowl to ferment. i also never flush at public restrooms. i like to let the shit build up over continued use

reported to the feds for manufacturing jenkem

[boobz]

reported to the feds for manufacturing jenkem

mass operational basement jenkem facility in use 24hrs a day

[rubycalaber]

I'm listening to some gansta rap right now and I just heard Game say "I bleed compton, spit crack and shit chronic" to prove how hood he is while reading that post and I thought "I literally do shit a drug, jenkem"