Defiance and disregard for authority means you can't be corrupted

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If you have no respect for authority it means you do what you think is right regardless.

"Ninety-six percent of humanity (as Milgram showed shortly after WWII) will do something instructed by authority even when they know it's wrong. An INTJ will not."

So I'm not going to electric shock you unless I personally want to, it being the right thing to do because you deserve it and it having the outcome that I want. If asked to electric shock you I'm much more liable to turn around and punch the man in the white coat telling me to do so than actually shock you just because an authority figure told me to. Be that at my own peril I wouldn't give a shit. Meanwhile 96% of you would carry out war crimes just because an "authority" figure told you to. I go head to head with any "authority" if I disagree with them. I will stand up to much bigger people than me and I don't actually give a shit what people think of me, I have my own thing going on and I've already decided what is the right way to do something and I damn well do it regardless, I do it regardless of feelings. Although I have very intense feelings.

Look at all you war criminals.

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Stevey come back.

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Of course it's much easier if you all just do shit the right way and I don't have to do shit.

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I've had my ass kicked plenty of times (warning being that I've also equally kicked much bigger ass) but I will walk into fight knowing full well I'm about to get beaten the fuck up because I fight if I think it is the right reason to fight, not just because I know I will win. I have walked into many a fight knowing full well I was going to get beat but it does not stop me because if I'm walking into a fight it was simply the right thing to do to step up and fight them (almost always because they were unjustly beating someone else up) and I have never been able to just walk past and live with myself. When some man is screaming for help after being stabbed and everyone else is locking their doors and not daring to help him I walked right into it, without any knowledge if the stabber was near by or coming back and attended to the man and got an ambulance called, no-one else dared go near him, I sat there kneeling in his blood in the dark putting pressure on his wound for 20 mins until police and ambulance finally arrived and no-one else would come near us. It fucking disgusts me. This is what the majority call humanity. I'm glad you all will die and I hope you all remember that heaven forbid you're ever the one who finds themselves stabbed and lying there bleeding on cold concrete in the dark with no-one coming to help you.

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And don't tell me I shouldn't be walking around the bush in the middle of the night with all the kanaroos, yeah I know kanagroos are pretty big and eat grass and stuff but I'm still much more likely to be attacked by a fucking person than a fucking kangaroo. Idiots. Leave me alone in the bush at night. I'm only scared of spiders. I'm not even scared of people I just don't like most of them.

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Animals are much better people.

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So think whatever your small weak little minds want about the kind of person I am because the overwhealming chances are you are a would be war criminal. Go fuck yourself. I love ruby.

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I'm in contempt of the law, I'm in contempt of the whole bloody system, I'm probably in contempt of you unless you happen to be an exception.

Fucking lock me up and throw away the key, I don't even know any other way to be. Any other way seems contemptible to me.

I just rhymed.

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Have a nice day.

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Oh that figures, I forgot to take my medication 12 hours ago. This little beast is probably in for a long night. Better curl up with my Mia, my Doony and watch the idiot box in bed. Big bang theory is mindless enough. What about that Sheldon guy's skin, it's smooth as a baby's bum and he's older than even me. He's a darling isn't he. I had a dream about him where I gave him a cuddle... just a cuddle.

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And don't tell me I shouldn't be walking around the bush in the middle of the night with all the kanaroos, yeah I know kanagroos are pretty big and eat grass and stuff but I'm still much more likely to be attacked by a fucking person than a fucking kangaroo. Idiots. Leave me alone in the bush at night. I'm only scared of spiders. I'm not even scared of people I just don't like most of them.

More people in Australia are killed by horses than all venomous animals combined stupid bitch. get a job at the petrol station honestly it would be good for you.

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More people in Australia are killed by horses than all venomous animals combined stupid bitch. get a job at the petrol station honestly it would be good for you.

WRONG. More people are killed by people than any other animal. YOU go work at the petrol station. Bet you couldn't even change a car tyre like reno can. You'll never be the man he is.

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go tell the qi elves they got this one wrong, lisa is living proof human beings are a venoumous species

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I don't see what's wrong with working at the gas station, it would be like a stepping stone to putting those degrees to use.

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while at work you would be not smoking weed, you could afford more weed, and eventually you could quit weed and become mentally stable enough to do something more than pump gas

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I mean if you couldn't hold down a simple job like that than you really have no chance of being human ever again

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really wish one of those Australian heros would gallop over to the island and leave a horseshoe print on the back of your head

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You're a fucking moron. I have two university degrees and worked for 20 years. I got no love for you, I don't even like you you obsessed fucking nobody hanger on. Get your nose out of my fucking ass half-wit and get a life.

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I think you're a poor excuse for a person, I can shit better character than you have.

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Like I need another low IQ low life sniffing my ass.

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Do you own a gas station where I live? Do you want to hire me to work in it when I'm not fighting with the voices in my head? No. Didn't think you had actually had shit to bring to the table here other than being a complete fucking moron, sniffing my ass and making shit posts begging for my in particular attention. Get lost bozo.

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A fucking gas station. Um yeah ok.

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I learn very fast, work best independently, I am proficient in my work and over qualified for you, in fact I'm quite sure I'm much more qualified than your dumb ass is in anything and don't take shit from moron bosses who want to get in my way and annoy me.

There you go, take my fucking resume and piss off.

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Well I think that interview went quite well.

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I'll start monday.

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oh grow up lol

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or like a pet shop whatever everyone has the same degrees as you which makes them useless, plus no-one else has voices in their head- life isn't fair we don't need a world of multiple degree having won't work well with others forum spammers now do we?

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now if you could kindly get my change from the register and keep your sass to yourself I won't complain to your manager stupid bitch

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now if you could kindly get my change from the register and keep your sass to yourself I won't complain to your manager stupid bitch

I'm calling security, get the fuck out of my store creep

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I'm the fucking boss, not you.