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    so im just got don e with my daily morning texas chili bowl 
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    and im waiting for this dingleberry to fall off my butthair, and im sitting there for like 10 minutes trying to wiggle back and forth and plopping up and down trying to shake it but its not budging (one of those really sticky coffee turds) so i decide to make a toilet paper glove for my hand try to pinch the little sucker off except when i stand up to spread my cheeks apart my leg had fallen asleep and my foot felt like i was standing on broken shards of glass so i buckled down on one side taking my hands off my buttcheeks to brace my fall on the side of the bathtub only to have my buttcheeks snap back together and squishing the dingleberry all over my forest of an asshole

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    another piss poor garfield thread to throw on the pile
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    You're lying, it's impossible to ignore me
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    i gave this thread 1 star
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    i decided just to shave everything off and power wash it with the strongest setting on my shower head
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    you need one of those french asshole washers. lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Puerto Rican asshole washer View Post
    you need one of those french asshole washers. lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramen View Post
    you need one of those french asshole washers. lmao
    a shower?
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    put these up your butt
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    ok juan chill out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    and im waiting for this dingleberry to fall off my butthair, and im sitting there for like 10 minutes trying to wiggle back and forth and plopping up and down trying to shake it but its not budging (one of those really sticky coffee turds) so i decide to make a toilet paper glove for my hand try to pinch the little sucker off except when i stand up to spread my cheeks apart my leg had fallen asleep and my foot felt like i was standing on broken shards of glass so i buckled down on one side taking my hands off my buttcheeks to brace my fall on the side of the bathtub only to have my buttcheeks snap back together and squishing the dingleberry all over my forest of an asshole

    you see, this is pretty much the calabre of posting on this sorry excuse for a bbs. How tragic
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    i have a recipe for a healthy chili!! :) (i found this recipe in one of my weight watchers books that help me "looseing weight")

    spicy chipotle turkey chili (6 pts)

    1lb lean ground turkey
    1 poblano pepper seeded and chopped
    1 16oz jar of salsa
    1 tsp of chipotle chili powder
    2 cups of water
    2 cans of pinto beans drained and rinsed
    2 tsp of vegetable or canola oil

    brown turkey in the oil in a pot. add the chopped pepper until the turkey is fully cooked. add the chili powder, 2 cups of water, beans, and entire jar of salsa. bring to a boil and let simmer for 10 minutes. with a potato masher, mash up some of the beans to thicken the chili. serve. one serving is 1 1/3C. makes 6 servings. top with shredded cheddar cheese if desired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramen View Post
    i have a recipe for a healthy chili!! :) (i found this recipe in one of my weight watchers books that help me "looseing weight")

    spicy chipotle turkey chili (6 pts)

    1lb lean ground turkey
    1 poblano pepper seeded and chopped
    1 16oz jar of salsa
    1 tsp of chipotle chili powder
    2 cups of water
    2 cans of pinto beans drained and rinsed
    2 tsp of vegetable or canola oil

    brown turkey in the oil in a pot. add the chopped pepper until the turkey is fully cooked. add the chili powder, 2 cups of water, beans, and entire jar of salsa. bring to a boil and let simmer for 10 minutes. with a potato masher, mash up some of the beans to thicken the chili. serve. one serving is 1 1/3C. makes 6 servings. top with shredded cheddar cheese if desired.
    not sure i can qualify this as chili, but it sounds delicious i think ill throw it in the crockpot tomorrow before work! YALL WISH YALL B GARFBURGIN ULTIMATE POSTER 2K12 CANT TUCH THIS YOU SO BAD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    not sure i can qualify this as chili, but it sounds delicious i think ill throw it in the crockpot tomorrow before work! YALL WISH YALL B GARFBURGIN ULTIMATE POSTER 2K12 CANT TUCH THIS YOU SO BAD
    it is very delicious!! i bought the stuff to make it tomorrow. <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    Yeah, no tomatoes. Not chili.
    there's tomatoes in salsa, doll.
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    'sup Bronie ????
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    another fine example of why garfield is lizard-grade pureed shit. 1 star.
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    you need one of those french asshole washers. lmao
    Or a girl who will bury her face in his ass and lick it clean.
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