and im waiting for this dingleberry to fall off my butthair, and im sitting there for like 10 minutes trying to wiggle back and forth and plopping up and down trying to shake it but its not budging (one of those really sticky coffee turds) so i decide to make a toilet paper glove for my hand try to pinch the little sucker off except when i stand up to spread my cheeks apart my leg had fallen asleep and my foot felt like i was standing on broken shards of glass so i buckled down on one side taking my hands off my buttcheeks to brace my fall on the side of the bathtub only to have my buttcheeks snap back together and squishing the dingleberry all over my forest of an asshole
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07-31-2012
another piss poor garfield thread to throw on the pile
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07-31-2012
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07-31-2012
You're lying, it's impossible to ignore me
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07-31-2012
i decided just to shave everything off and power wash it with the strongest setting on my shower head
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07-31-2012
you need one of those french asshole washers. lmao
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07-31-2012
put these up your butt
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07-31-2012
i have a recipe for a healthy chili!! :) (i found this recipe in one of my weight watchers books that help me "looseing weight")
spicy chipotle turkey chili (6 pts)
1lb lean ground turkey
1 poblano pepper seeded and chopped
1 16oz jar of salsa
1 tsp of chipotle chili powder
2 cups of water
2 cans of pinto beans drained and rinsed
2 tsp of vegetable or canola oil
brown turkey in the oil in a pot. add the chopped pepper until the turkey is fully cooked. add the chili powder, 2 cups of water, beans, and entire jar of salsa. bring to a boil and let simmer for 10 minutes. with a potato masher, mash up some of the beans to thicken the chili. serve. one serving is 1 1/3C. makes 6 servings. top with shredded cheddar cheese if desired.
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08-01-2012
another fine example of why garfield is lizard-grade pureed shit. 1 star.
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