when was the last time someone said "Greetings" in real life and was being dead sereous about it

[Genital Doli]

probably the last minecon

[Genital Doli]

yeah a nerd fest or like a chinese restuarant where nerds gather.

[maks]

the doctors in half-life 1 said it all the time, but then I shot them

[Genital Doli]

the doctors in half-life 1 said it all the time, but then I shot them

Thats not Real life budy

[Genital Doli]

That is only "half" a life.

i bet that guy with the ron paul train avatar says it all the time at his card game toruanamnets.

[Genital Doli]

ii bet the guy with teh ron paul train avatar rprobably has a ron paul action figure

[Genital Doli]

oh jessu fucking christ its real i made that up off the top of my head and its actualy real http://ronpaulactionfigures.com/

[maks]

Greetings!

Noooooo!

Stop attacking! He's a friend!

doli is a minecraft player in denial. he literally knows every piece of minecraft lexicon and has minecraft pictures saved on his pc, but claims not to play it.

[Genital Doli]

ive never played minecraft once lmao

[Genital Doli]

t00 busy beieng #3 in teh world in Modern Warfare 3 (check rankigns) i recently surpassed teh fat guy who ran Mega mEga Upload as the (third) gratest shooter in the world

what have you built recently?

large dick made of obsidian