what's the deal with mustaches now?? like, a lot of guys on my fb have mustaches now, real or fake

and mustaches really creep me out... paired as a beard or a goatee, they're fine, but just plain mustaches really really creep me out...

[maks]

considering you're a hispanic woman you're only 3 or 4 years away from having your own mustache so you'd better get used to the idea

i'll start taking up lip waxing if i ever get one... they're gross!!

hipster irony

[maks]

a little bit of hair is gross but licking someone's shitpipe is just fine and dandy

Dear hipsters,

Mustaches are not "cool", nor are they even the slightest bit attractive. STAHP!!!

<3 Ramen

lol look at my handlebar mustache and little pony shirt oh yeah check out this mario tattoo on my back too

[maks]

ramen any truth to the rumor that you have a tramp stamp that says "shit was so ca$h"?

ramen walks into a bar... and licks everybody's butt hole

[sex with dead people]

and mustaches really creep me out... paired as a beard or a goatee, they're fine, but just plain mustaches really really creep me out...

Flashbacks of your bobhughes encounters?

hipsters always try to grow mustaches, but they have genetically low test or something and it always grows in like nasty peach fuzz

ehh... don't remember much of a mustache... but i do remember the smell of department store cologne, pills, and failure...

[maks]

meeting up with a fat spic from the internet is a failure onto itself

look at that chain, tho!!

you licked that guys butthole?

hell no. that night i ended up going home with the guy y'all know as "big bert", then when "big bert" found out i met and had drinks with a ytmnsfw forumer, he got mad, jealous, took my phone, and trolled the fuck out of him!!

wait who is that?

also lol for big bert being protective of his #1 butt licker

also did you like that lesbians snatch?

also cocks

wait who is that?

that's bob hugs...

also lol for big bert being protective of his #1 butt licker

yeah.. he's the jealous and territorial type... he was NOT happy when i got back with my ex and then married him.

[maks]

big bert's stupid, even if he has to resort to meeting girls on the internet he can do a hell of a lot better than you

big bert's stupid, even if he has to resort to meeting girls on the internet he can do a hell of a lot better than you

yeah i've seen one of his exes and she was really pretty, but i dunno... he used to drunk dial me and in a mean way, confess his love for me but tell me he'd never be with me unless i lost weight. lol... he'd be like "you know we're going to end up together!! you're the only girl i can be myself with and the only girl who understands me! i'll ask you to marry me if you lose some weight..." and i'm like, "fuck you, you're drunk. fuck off."

and now that i'm "looseing wait", he has tried to re-add me on facebook, but i won't accept his friend request.

Youre a spic though, youre destined to have 5 kids and be shaped like a pear by age 30

but i'm half white so i have more sense.... sometimes at least..

[maks]

talk about your low self esteem... "It is my destiny to end up with a fat buttlicking spic I met on /b/"

talk about your low self esteem... "It is my destiny to end up with a fat buttlicking spic I met on /b/"

it's so weird cuz he acts like an egotistical, shallow douche bag irl, but yeah things like that and how i really know him as a person, he's got some insecurities...

[sex with dead people]

Was your dad the race traitor?

[maks]

and then there's this husband of yours. Maybe it's a regional thing, maybe in the deep south people have diffewrent tastes because I can say without a shadow of a doubt you would not be in high demand in connecticut and would likely die a spinster

Was your dad the race traitor?

yes.