FIVE Scottish Movie Commentaries by Ruby, Teknorat & Desolation - Independence Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

yep its not a 9/11 special edition, because while this is americas most shameful day (that you deserved) in exactly 1 weeks time it will be scotlands proudest day when we hold a referendum on whether scotland should be an independent nation (yes, that's right, we're going to become our own country with a peaceful vote without a single drop of blood spilled, unlike every other nation on earth that goes through decades of violence over these issues, especially americans who are so stupid not only could they not go 100 years without a civil war they even get into wars over other peoples sovereignty) so in celebration please enjoy these fabulous movie commentaries to learn more about my beautiful country, the audio from the movies have been left in which hopefully makes them easier to sync up if you want to watch the movies at the same time or easier to listen to by themselves if that's your preference since you can hear what we're talking about too

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Braveheart.mp3

Braveheart torrent. here teknorat and I dig deep into the rich and proud history of a beautiful national that has never and will never be successfully invaded in professional jew hunter Mel Gibson's five times oscar winning 100% Historically Accurate™ masterpiece

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Trainspotting.mp3

Trainspotting torrent. based on the internationally critically acclaimed Irvine Welsh novel (what authors does america have? Stephenie Meyer? hahahha) this classic movie provides perfect fodder for teknorat to share his best stories of dealing with thieving junkies at his work as a security guard

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/SweetSixteen.mp3

Sweet Sixteen torrent. tek and I show our refined tastes in cinema by selecting this obscure movie about a typical ned which provides me with opportunity to talk about my experiences with these anti-social thugs, yes thats right clapboys, scotlands biggest problem is white trash people, since we have precisely zero niggers or spics to worry about, dont worry, you can move here when we get independence (if you can find a plane that will take your weight)

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Filth.mp3

Filth torrent. here I'm joined by the love of my life desolation for our second Irvine Welsh novel adaptation commentary where we examine Scotland's world revered law enforcement and our respect for LGBT rights and other cultures

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/UnderTheSkin.mp3

Under The Skin torrent. desolation and I delve into the layered subtext about the nature of the jew in this hidden camera comedy film based on the website bangbus.com and inspired by cags life where Scarlett Johansson drives around glasgow in a white van picking up random men for sex, also listen until the very end to learn top secret 9/11 facts taken from intercepted jew files, so I guess it is kind of a 9/11 special

now before you burgerboys give me lip about my gay little country lets take a look at what scotland has contributed to the world: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Enlightenment oh whats this? looks like basically the entirety of western thought comes from scotland and it's three Scotsmen who are credited with being the fathers of modern democracy, economics and empiricism (three things americans will never get right) and oh look what we have here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottis...nd_discoveries looks like scotland is responsibly for half the fucking industrial revolution by inventing things like the condensing steam engine, the oil refinery, the street gas lamp, the pedal bicycle not that an american has ever ridden one, we also invented the first working light bulb even though americans are brainwashed to believe it was them, we invented pneumatic tires and tarmac so you fat fucks can drive your massive 4x4s pollution machines three meters down the driveway to get the mail, we invented every single aspect of long distance communication like the telephone, the television, the radio, faxes, and literally laying the foundation for the internet with transatlantic telegraph cables, we revolutionized modern medicine by inventing penicillin, hypodermic syringes, the general anesthetic (friendly reminder that 55% of circumcisions in america are performed without any form of anesthesia), the ultrasound scanner, the MRI body scanner, x-ray cinematography, radiation therapy and we invented insulin so you amerilards can get all the type 2 diabetes you like dont worry scotland has your back, pretty much every part of modern life is a scottish invention like color photography, ATMs and PIN codes, the flushing toilet, refrigeration, the electrical clock, the electrical toaster, microwaves were made possible with scottish research and even the lunar based calendar we use all over the world today was invented over ten thousand years ago in scotland when mammoths were still knocking about, americas favorite object the modern firearm only exist because a scot invented the percussion cap so during your next weekly spree killing you can thank us for that, the concept of special forces that are meant to sneak behind enemy lines and disrupt the enemy so a full scale battle isnt necessary (corrupted by amerimurderers who use them to kill even more civilians than usual), radar was invented by scots (so american can find more innocent children to bomb), the US Navy was even founded by a scotsman because americans were too lazy to do it themselves, the first ever cloned mammal was scottish (a sheep, so we'll never run out of fuckbuddies), last year scottish scientists literally invented a tractor beam, halloween was first celebrated in scotland before americans got ahold of it and turned it into a commercialized celebration of obesity, rap battles can be traced back to the scottish tradition of flyting, scotland arranged the first ever football world cup, americas favorite police state propaganda genre the detective story was invented by the scotsman who wrote Sherlock Holmes, criminal fingerprinting was invented by a scot thus allowing america to enjoy having the most prisoners on earth, what have americans invented? clapping in the theater?

so please come to terms with being inferior and tell all your Scottish relatives to vote Yes! (are there any other scottish people on this forum? I seem to remember Ando_2006 referencing Elly Babe as if he knew her irl so if you are even still on this site vote yes or I'll ban you)

bonus content: an overdosed junky piece of shit teknorat found at work, know him lisa?

[Desolation]

<3

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Gay shit thread get out faggot.

[Autistic Spectrum]

irn bru tastes like stale orange bubble gum

[Lisa]

irn bru tastes like stale orange bubble gum

Lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wars_of...h_Independence

lol

No sticly?

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe if you unsticky the other thread cag will come back and we can cyber bully her

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Meg Libson

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Listening to the Under The Skin podcast. Ooh it's kittyblender.

-Lel stomple should kill himself.

-Why is ruby or deso tapping their keyboard fuck this is annoying.

-Mad jewish red pills.

-STOP FUCKING TYPING.

-Just realised they're probably both cybering with each other while recording this and jerking off. This fucking typing sounds.

-Mm cervix. I should have gotten cag to take a pic of her cervix.

-Deso sounds sick again. Also her mic is a bit shit. Also where's the girl voice.

-I bet scarlett johansen came up with the idea to use unpaid extras KIKE.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-I enjoy the jackass movies too.

-Ruby wants to have a laugh with lads lmfao.

-I still love rammstein fuck you both.

-puberty @ 16 :|

-yeah don't hit on him ruby you pedo.

-I miss dark angel <3 jessica alba she WAS my waifu but only in dark angel.

-Shark is a normal helmet brand.

-reusing motorbike discussions.

-deso forgot to turn off his skype sounds fucking amateur.

-scarho heheh.

-rreal tittees

-these two fucking getting hard at the kike on screen.

-breast reduction surgery what a kike.

-holy shit I can tell this movie is god awful by listening to this commentary.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-flies everywhere in scotland wtf.

-spider lives under the sink.

-hidden camera jews.

-deso getting excited by neds.

-rare footage of a jew spending money

-you should kill yourself for living in america deso.

-racism

-ruby's vast football knowledge.

-deso comes in talking about american gay sports.

-wtf wearing orange is offensive. only if you hate the dutch.

-holy fuck this random guy off the street who ic an barely hear in the audio talks slower than lisa.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-ruby calling a guy a poofder while doing a movie commentary with his girlfriend who is a guy who listens to him sucking his own dick on a weekly basis.

-deso friends with south american niggers

-deso laying the smack down "excuse me ruby.." (0.1 seconds later) ruby: "oh sorry."

-they need to do a bangbus where they pull jewish actresses off the street and rape them

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-if you want a jew to kill you ruby just go to palestine.

-fuck off deso the scottish accent is great.

-more deso typing

->tfw scarlett hits on you

-lmao do you think I'm pretty

-why was scarlett even cast for this.

-scarfs out the window.

-I can hear the music in the background and it is so shit.

-deso wants a big guy for him.

-artistic cocks.

-DESOLATION CONFIRMED FOR UNCUT

-iwc confirmed for slut.

-americans

-deso not paying much attention to ruby because he's literally typing to 15 year old girls

-deso doesn't like jews haha good.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-scarjo redpills

-jews run the world

-I can tell this movie is just doing the same thing they just did again.

-WHY U IN SCOTLAND

-throw all kiddies in oceans

-deep meanings.

-obongo hidden meanings.

-"My gay cousin was giving me "lip" " u wot m8

-ruby confimred for gay murderer

-shitty music starting again

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-babies come from when mummys and daddys love each other very much ruby

-liberal tears

-deso lives in the fucking desert

-hose pipe ban (wish it included ruby's dick)

-clapclapclap

-deso running to see rain. americans.

-deso can't understand scotts

-ruby translating

-how to hit on girls in scotland (deso has uh different techniques for hitting on girls)

-SLAGS muh sister.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-DARUDE SANDSTORM

-ruby's sister getting fucked in the bathroom of scottish clubs.

-woman pissing in a cup, must be cag

-who doesn't want ot get chibbed by a hot girl

-ruby calling others manlet top self hate

-holy shit scarho is the worst actor in the movie

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-shitty music starting AGAIN

-"let me see your fucken feet hen" -rubycalaber

-proud erections wat,... maybe I should have downloaded the movie.

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[TheLizardWhisperer]

-he is in hell he's stuck with a jew

-ruby rejecting deso's advances ahahahaha

-heh whole body circumcision.

-deso still typing and not saying much. ruby pretty much carrying the whole commentary (like always)

-scarho alien??? OF COURSE SHE'S A JEW

-ruby likes her performance what a fag

-I've seen skanks selling roses outside clubs.

-no what you do is tell them don't touch my fucking car.

-deso lives in texas and doesn't carry a gun what a fag

-blood signs for jews.

-Teknorat has a micro penis

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-deso tries a scottish accent

-crash all helicopters into bars.

-deso ignoring what happened the last time the south tried to seceeed ahaha

--bottle o' bucky

-I just realised it would be funny if scarho had gotten straight up fucken raped while she was doing this hidden camera shit

-I can't work out how these murders are going down from what they're saying so I think it must be shit.

-butterface scarho

-glasgow kiss

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-ruby learning to survive in scotland

-sick rootbeer diss from ruby

-ruby tells a long story and deso doesn't reply because he is busy typing to wee lassies.

-good scooter jokes fuck fat americans

-ruby likes a guys hair

-deso immediately says he has good hair

-scottish women are ugly britbongs

-scotfats hahaha

-deepfried mars bars are ok

-ruby actually gave money to a homeless person again recently

-ruby talking shit about inbreeding while fantasizing about breeding his sister ad/ed

-2edgy4me

-deso's fucking skype sounds

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-my bloody menstruation lmao

-everyone's heard my shitty valentine deso

-vaginal cramps in my stomach -deso to his momm

-NOW THIS IS SCOTLAND

-gout jokez

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[TheLizardWhisperer]

-lmao ruby wants a jewish hand rub

-holy fuck don't listen to the deso commentaries she has nothing to say

-agreed they should have let her get raped

-scarho has like 10 lines in this movie and they're all literally her asking how to get places

-this guy's going to the supermarket. wow what a movie

-elephantitis in the face person in the movie u wat

-teenage girls laughing at him while he's trying to buy transformers 3

-british slang explanations

-no frendzzzzzz

-sweaty feets

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-TFW WHEN NO GF

-holy fuck this movie sound sso bad I'm glad I said no to watching it

-lmao this guys 10/10 in scotland g1 ruby

-THIS ISN'T TESCOS IS IT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

-ruby confirmed for filthy goy animal.

-shitty music starts AGAIN

-deso trying to be funny suddenly (15yo girl must have gone to get a camera to take tit pics for him)

-deso warning ruby against jews

-elephantitis of the penis

-balls the size of bean bag chairs

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-TFW WHEN NO GF

-holy fuck this movie sound sso bad I'm glad I said no to watching it

-lmao this guys 10/10 in scotland g1 ruby

-THIS ISN'T TESCOS IS IT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

-ruby confirmed for filthy goy animal.

-shitty music starts AGAIN

-deso trying to be funny suddenly (15yo girl must have gone to get a camera to take tit pics for him)

-deso warning ruby against jews

-elephantitis of the penis

-balls the size of bean bag chairs

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-ruby's sound has suddenly gone too quiet lmao

-deso telling ruby bless you

-2 boys getting SUCKERED IN BY A KIKES NUDITY

-deso typing loudly to his prey

-deso accidentally stops the movie while typing to his little girlfriends he wants to fug

-scarho died

-she let a guy go for some reason

-deso is a pussy who runs from naked things

-now he can buy tf3 in peace

-deso "oh this looks like where you live"

-ruby "don't dox me"

-smash all car windowssss

-deso says this is a cool fucking movie and ruby says mm I like it

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-fuggabulis

-deso butthurt because he live sin a desert

-ruby likes he beccause it reminds him of trollinator. pathetic on so many levels

-rare audio of deso and ruby cleaning their monitors irl

-yes there is a fetish for eating girls boogers ruby and I have it.

-OH GOD YES LICK PLAQUE OFF OF TEETH FUUUU

-deso still cleaning his monitor

-ruby cabn't stop making dayz jokesz

-ruby wants more dubstep

-and guns

-and katanas

-ruby has been in restaurants with curtains like in this movie

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-deso why do you hate americans so much

-ruby: because I'm jealous and want guns

-please note deso is a nogunz fag AND american ugh,

-ruby wants to eat jew vomit (just watch american tv m8 huehuehuehue)

-ruby disses deso for living in a desert

-more dayz jokes

-apparently the movie is literally showing her waiting for a bus

-ruby talking smack about highlanders

-ruby probably touching himself to scarho and carrying on about how cute she is

-deso revealing how shit and rude americans are

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-lol typical woman g1

-cavernous vagina joke

-another womena re all sluts joke

-ruby giving pro don't talk to me tips

-ruby pretends to be a terminator irl.

-deso talking about his music waifu harem

-deso trying to push music on ruby

-always smoke weed, get high

-ruby "he's a FUCKING PEDOPHILE"