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    short-person conspiracy, 'little man' syndrome 
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    Pariah :Care:y Plug Drugs's Avatar
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    short guys spend their entire lives envious of tall people, and have to find ways to compensate - such as buying gay clothes
    they get good at knowing all about gay clothes, and own/manage clothes stores/departments.
    They then reap their opportunity to get revenge, and limit all sizes to short people sizes so tall people have no where to buy clothes

    I have size 14 feet. Now, years ago, they carried fourteens everywhere.
    Now, I was lucky to find ONE pair of size fourteens, and low and behold, its not an actual 14. The end of the inside of the shoe is fucking pointed inward, which means they were designed for short people with small feet to wear so they can pretend they have big feet and a big cock

    its a conspiracy
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    No what is stupid is putting the smallest sizes on the top shelf which happens a fair bit, the smallest sizes are on the top shelf and the biggest sizes are on the bottom shelf and I can't even reach the small jeans.

    That's stupid. I'm looking at you Jeans West, you fucking idiots.
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    lol valid point lisa, valid point
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    lol valid point lisa, valid point
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    I'm short and this thread offends me.
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    NY times best seller author plug drugs
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    wish plugdrugs had killed himself one of those 204254 times he pretended to do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camoron View Post
    wish plugdrugs had killed himself one of those 204254 times he pretended to do it
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