ive got long strong farts tonight

[blumpkin blownuts]

loud as a lear jet and up to 7-8 seconds in duration, and no smell at all they are perfect farts

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I have these good bacteria tablets that make me fart

[blumpkin blownuts]

gross like you really need more germs

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germy farts

[steveyos]

wow get a room

[steveyos]

get a room together be in the same room

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wow get a room

haha

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stevey you dont like PDA?

[steveyos]

what

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public displays of affection

[steveyos]

wtf hipster shit is that

[blumpkin blownuts]

making out or worse in public
it pisses me off but when its me doing it i dont care, ive gone all the way in a backalley behind a nightclub
and that term predates hipsterism by a decade or more

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I once had sex in the bushes next to a police station (I was very drunk) and when people walked past they clapped and cheered

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah they were cheering us on too while walking out to the parking lot, if i wasnt drunk i wouldve been really embarrassed. actually looking back on it i am embarrassed now

[blumpkin blownuts]

in the bushes, really
hahahaha!

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in the bushes, really
hahahaha!

yes and they weren't even big bushes, it was right next to the police station and the footpath on the main street

I don't normally do anything like that, I was SO blind drunk