Official Rubynet Hunger Games Simulation - 48 posters will fight... 47 posters will die... you get to watch!

[rubycalaber]

ever since I first saw battle royale when I was like 11 I've thought fight to the death tournaments were badass and a few years ago I was wasting my life away by checking the tvtropes page for those movies and I came across a roleplaying forum called survival of the fittest where people play a game where they write out their own battle royale characters and I thought wouldnt that be cool if this forum could have something like that and we could have awards for the winners like modship or something I remember years ago on ytmnsfw pastor travis held a trolling tournament where the loser got banned or something like that and I remember one of the threads was plug drugs vs marks that was badass and a good idea but it only lasted once or twice before it got all fucked up since coordinating people on this forum is like herding cats except all the cats are lisas brain damaged cat so I started thinking up an idea for a megathread that would be basically forum fanfiction about us all fighting to the death and I came up with various autistic ideas like setting it on the Lost island and another idea for setting it in the testing floor from the Resident Evil: Retribution movie so I could have different settings as an excuse to have a bunch of gifs of fight scenes from different movies to make them into different posters fighting which would have been loads of work and I'd never fucking do it but thankfully someone a little bit further along on the autistic spectrum than me made his own hunger games simulator here http://brantsteele.net/hungergames that has recently become an ebin meemee on 4chan and like every other website it's time to rip them off in THE RUBYNET HUNGER GAMES!!! all of this is unedited and from one run of the simulation all I did was plug in the pictures and names and it all naturally generated the following

here are the tributes, grouped into 12 teams of 4, if you are not included it's because you haven't posted on rubynet in ages (most of the girls) wouldn't be believable in a forum death match because they would just kill everyone (siburke, trollinator) or are a huge fag who needs to fuck off already (marco) but please feel free to complain about not being included several times in this thread (please give me replies)

Ruby's Angels

ruby, deso, fanfare, ruby's sister
The Autistralians

teknorat, teknorat's wife, boobz, iwascruel
Lisa's Lovers

lisa, rootbeer, peter, gordon
Gush and the Trolled

gush, barry, elz, bob
Cag's Pay Piggies

cag, jon, camoron, general doli
The Internet Ramones

marks, pastor travis, alsto, internutt
The Funny Jokes Squad

stevey, lonnie, drunkpuppies, garfield
The Lizards

cody, flag, jack, obnoxious bitch
The ALOL Refugees

roxtoyz, UPGRAYEDD, quarter snacks, noun
The Dota 2 Crew

clay, reno, stomple, dustin
The Non-Whites

cberry, terror baby, link, m0nde
The B-Listers

skrizach, plug drugs, inopia, dandada
let the Rubynet Hunger Games... begin!

may the comedy be ever in your favor...


lonnie, quarter snacks, teknorat's wife
hopefully Lonnie doesn't play tek's wife his podcast remixes...


drunkpuppies, camoron, flag, elz, stevey, jon
don't fuck with jon


ruby, garfield
FIRST BLOOD!

heh, nothin personal kid *resheathes katana*


bob, ruby's sister, marks, peter
no mercy for lizards!


boobz, dandada, stomple, rootbeer
rooty never could last long..............


alsto, lisa, cag
cag finally defeats her arch rival, the only other poster on the forum to fuck 200 men (lisa not alsto)


pastor travis, jack, m0nde, gordon, barry, teknorat, general doli, fanfare
wtf run off with me fanfare


clay, cberry, cody, gush, iwascruel, roxtoyz
the voices in his head told him it wasnt worth it


desolation, internutt
fucking plonker


terror baby, UPGRAYEDD, inopia, obnoxious bitch, noun, plug drugs, dustin, reno, link, skrizach
das rite run you bitch ass white boy

onto the first day...


fanfare, flag
flag couldnt handle meeting a real stalker


cag, reno
^jon take heed...


quarter snacks, roxtoyz, general doli
fanfares purity is safe, thank god


camoron
thanks obama!


gush, boobz
dont worry matt, you can trust her.........


cberry, ruby's sister
CBERRY YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!!!! well at least she didnt racemix with him


terror baby, noun, iwascruel, jack, m0nde, stevey, barry, bob, cody
smart move bob

"I hear you've been both flirting with and abusing my daughter, well no one gets to do that...


gordon, teknorat
but ME!!!!"


skrizach, clay, marks, jon, elz, obnoxious bitch, teknorat's wife, internutt, ruby
hey guys why wasnt I invited to your hunting party? guys?


drunkpuppies, UPGRAYEDD, inopia, dandada, stomple, lonnie, plugdrugs, pastor travis
surprised it didn't bounce off travis you fat bastard


desolation, link
come on deso season 6 of community isnt that bad!


dustin
where da boypussy at?

the death's for the first day


garfield, peter, rootbeer, alsto, lisa, general doli, ruby's sister, teknorat, pastor travis
night falls, and so do some of our beloved posters...


quarter snacks, lonnie, m0nde, desolation, dandada, internutt, boobz, stevey, skrizach
boobz sacrifices himself for two better posters ;_;7


flag, elz, noun, dustin, UPGRAYEDD, marks, roxtoyz, stomple
lmao, roxtoys IS the trap!


jon, camoron
typical fat fucking american


terror baby, gordon, clay
gordon, always messing with other peoples private stuff...


cberry, drunkpuppies
he knows brothers don't last long in these kinds of situations


inopia, bob, link, ruby, iwascruel, jack
thanks mate, probably was a good rap song, I mean, it could be any other kind of song, I'm not racist


obnoxious bitch, barry
lmao tim you got beaten up by a gir-oh wait, never mind


cody, cag, reno, teknorat's wife
and the song went "woah black niggers bambalam! woah I hate niggers bambalam! I fucking hate you nigger bambalam! because you're dick is bigger bambalam! I actually did join the KKK bambalam! but they didn't like that I beat my wife all day bambalam! woah black niggers bambalam! woah I hate niggers bambalam!"


fanfare, plugdrugs, gush
oh fug fanfare is gonna get raped by pluggy

onto day 2...


quarter snacks, flag, gush, marks, teknorat's wife, clay
mai husbundu taughtu me well yo gaijin piggu >.<;


fanfare, camoron, cag
between her legs


roxtoyz, plugdrugs, terror baby, elz
elz about to get back at fatima for friendzoning him


bob
posting shed


barry, iwascruel, gordon
close call dan, almost got molested by an old australian man again :^)


stevey, dustin, obnoxious bitch, drunkpuppies, dandada, link, skrizach, lonnie, inopia, internutt, jon, m0nde, cberry
niggerface on niggerface violence m0nde how could you!


jack, reno, ruby, noun
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHFHFHDFHJHAFHAHHFAHAUHEUHAUHUEUFUHAWEFAFHEFHDHFUOAWEFHU EWHFUAHFJKAHAAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

to be fair something like that probably would happen to me


cody
uh... does this kill him?


UPGRAYEDD, desolation
takbir and that innit bruv


boobz, stomple, clay, cberry, ruby, cody
OH MY GOD CODY DIED FROM EATING POISON BERRIES LMAO YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER at least I died trying to poison someone else for fuck sake m8


elz
why would he bother?


terror baby, internutt, lonnie, gush
gush finally gets her comeuppance


iwascruel, link, m0nde, teknorat's wife, dustin
TEK GETTING C U C K E D


plugdrugs, inopia
plug drugs: "and then my dad locked me in the closet for 3 days so he could shoot up meth in the living room and then he sent me to stay with my uncle who molested me"

inopia: "...............................so about this fight to the death, crazy huh?"


cag, roxtoyz, jon
aka rox gets front row seats to the horse riding


noun
all those anime boxsets....


skrizach
all his survival training didn't do him any good, for americans cant survive without mcdonalds for more than 2 days


desolation
just singing some death grips <3


barry, drunkpuppies
"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!!"


fanfare
fanfare is an artist, and all yall niggas flesh is about to be her canvas


flag, UPGRAYEDD, dan
des niggas need to play more walking sims to learn how to survive in the wilderness


stevey, quarter snacks
he was promised mod on fjs for that boypussy


obnoxious bitch
a hatchet wound from xir surgeon


camoron, jack
UR FUKTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


gordon
trying to spot some kiddies...


reno, marks
reno: "did I ever tell you about the time roxtoyz told me the voices in his head wanted him to rape and kill my entire family?"

marks: "you're fighting him first"


bob
bob doesnt give a shit, hes immortal


fanfare, lonnie, marks, UPGRAYEDD, gordon, internutt, cag, teknorat's wife
somewhere a dog just went missing


link
lazy nigger


roxtoyz, iwascruel, noun, dan, desolation, camoron, terror baby, dustin, stevey
CANT FELL THE YELLE!


flag
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha, welp, better than slowly rotting away from skin cancer which is what happened in real life lmao


obnoxious bitch, quarter snacks, jon, reno, plug drugs, bob, drunkpuppies, barry, m0nde, inopia, elz
elz was betrayed to for the last time by being left out of the circlejerks and must away to the big deaf hostel in the sky

OH SHIT!



HITLER OPENED UP A CAN OF ZYKLON B!!!


UPGRAYEDD, barry
betrayed to again timbo


dustin, jon
pulled him in by the ears


lonnie, plugdrugs
reusing the same troll gimmick over and over again, yep, it's rubynet alright!


gordon, quarter snacks
two nonces realizing what they deserve


iwascruel, terror baby, roxtoyz
she'll get her 72 virgins in heaven for her sacrifice (72 clones of lolwhales when she first met him)


marks, reno, obnoxious bitch, bob
I thought bob would have learned his lesson not to trust women from gu-... oh right never mind


inopia, stevey
you shouldn't have lost that weight after all, stevey, you're too easy to push about now!


camoron, desolation
YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER CAMORON I'D KILL YOU IF I HADN'T POISONED MYSELF!!!


dandada, teknorat's wife, fanfare, m0nde
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE M0NDE DIE!!!


noun, internutt, cag
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qXGAvV6ERM


link, drunkpuppies
"this is for sparing my brotha cberry, let tupac be with you hommie g"

let's see who we've lost


gush, skrizach, jack, flag
oh now I know why flag killed himself HE COULDNT LIVE WITHOUT HIS ARCH NEMESIS JACK VENHOOKER without harassing him his life was meaningless, this is what's going to happen to Jack IRL now


elz, barry, jon, plugdrugs, gordon, quarter snacks, terror baby, bob, stevey, desolation, m0nde, cag, link
since we're past the half way point in terms of people left, let's see who's survived so far

come on fanfare, you can do it!


ruby, deso, fanfare, ruby's sister, teknorat, teknorat's wife, boobz, iwascruel, lisa, rootbeer, peter, gordon, gush, barry, elz, bob, cag, jon, camoron, general doli, marks, pastor travis, alsto, internutt, stevey, lonnie, drunkpuppies, garfield, cody, flag, jack, obnoxious bitch, roxtoyz, UPGRAYEDD, quarter snacks, noun, clay, reno, stomple, dustin, cberry, terror baby, link, m0nde, skrizach, plug drugs, inopia, dandada
night 3 here we go


inopia, UPGRAYEDD
DIE YOU WEEB MOTHERFUCKER


teknorat's wife, dustin
lmao these two are awfully close.......... CUCKED


obnoxious bitch, roxtoyz, internutt, lonnie
your punishment must be more shuvere


marks, camoron, noun
"yeah dude I love anime, now bend over"


reno, fanfare
reno getting back at me for cucking him with deso and his current girlfriend at the same time


iwascruel, drunkpuppies, dandada
I think dandada could handle this, since living in a trailer park is pretty much living in the hunger games your whole life


dustin, lonnie, roxtoyz, obnoxious bitch, reno, inopia, internutt, fanfare, camoron, teknorat's wife
camoron about to give teks wife another dose of BBC


iwascruel, drunkpuppies
well a headshot is the only way to kill a zombie lmfao


dandada, noun
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIN MY ANIMEEEEEEEEEEE THESE BOXSETS WILL NOT WATCH THEMSEEEEEEEEEEELVES


marks
the fire rises brother


UPGRAYEDD, drunkpuppies
we're into the endgame now boyos


obnoxious bitch, dandada, teknorat's wife, roxtoyz, marks, camoron
that was for deso you motherfucker


fanfare
duxx..........


dustin, inopia, reno, internutt, lonnie, iwascruel, noun
so peaceful, if only they knew what awaits them...


teknorat's wife, inopia, fanfare, dustin, obnoxious bitch, internutt, lonnie, iwascruel, roxtoyz
well that sleep over went south fast


reno, noun, marks, dandada
hopefully this doesn't kill him or else he'd be cody level

oh shit...



IT'S A CHIMP OUT!!!

CLICK HERE FOR THE APPROPRIATE SOUNDTRACK!!!




marks, dustin, obnoxious bitch, dandada, teknorat's wife

HANDS UP DONT SHOOT I CANT BREATHE BLACK LIVES MATTER TRAY TRAY DINDU NUFFIN HE A GOOD BOY YOU CREEPY ASS CRACKA

WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR NIGGA WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR NIGGA WORLDSTAR NIGGA WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLD STAR MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR NIGGA WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR!!!



inopia, iwascruel, fanfare
IWASCRUEL YOU FUCKING CUNT STOP TORTUING MY INTERNET GIRLFRIENDS TO DEATH FOR FUCK SAKE


reno, noun, roxtoyz
meanwhile, in Ferguson, Missouri...


camoron, internnutt, lonnie, dustin, obnoxious bitch, teknorat's wife, fanfare, reno, noun, roxtoyz
R.I.P. the brave white warriors who died fighting the great chimp out of 2015

meanwhile the final four, all classic ytmnsfw posters, relax and hang out before the epic final fight


iwascruel, dandada, inopia, marks
could... could this all end peacefully? after all this bloodshed? could the final four refuse to fight each other, and stand up to their oppressors and usher in a new era of deHOWS THIS FOR A SCARY STORY COCKFAGS?!


marks, inopia, dandada, iwascruel
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!
L
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WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

BY TRIPLE MULTI-KILL!!

BY LULLING HIS OPPONENTS INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY!!!

BY SHEER EXTREME CHEEKY CUNTAGE!!!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!!!


marks
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS!!!

the final placements

ruby, deso, fanfare, ruby's sister, teknorat, teknorat's wife, boobz, iwascruel, lisa, rootbeer, peter, gordon, gush, barry, elz, bob, cag, jon, camoron, general doli, marks, pastor travis, alsto, internutt, stevey, lonnie, drunkpuppies, garfield, cody, flag, jack, obnoxious bitch, roxtoyz, UPGRAYEDD, quarter snacks, noun, clay, reno, stomple, dustin, cberry, terror baby, link, m0nde, skrizach, plug drugs, inopia, dandada
fitting that the poster with the most posts wins and in the most trolly fashion possible, also fitting that the games ended with the whole place completely dead other than marks which is what the forum is like now lmao, anyway hope you had fun and see you next week for the return of my most controversial megathread series...

you fucker, dandada isn't a b-lister!

also, there was no stevey or fjs winning again joke - fail

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

i didnt make the faggot field hooray!

You made this post

You fucking weirdo

Give me 300 + rep now please

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

You made this post

You fucking weirdo

Give me 300 + rep now please

you are a mentally disabled retard

lol

i'm so much smarter than you

you're so smart you've been living on the dole with some pipe dream of being a teacher again for two fucking years. lol, you're a loser who needs to realize that her 4 yrs of doing anything useful are up

you're so smart you've been living on the dole with some pipe dream of being a teacher again for two fucking years. lol, you're a loser who needs to realize that her 4 yrs of doing anything useful are up

I alrady was a teacher for years you retarded loser. Ai've completed my goals.

*smokes joint*

you need a life

...So glad lisa died.

[UPGRAYEDD]

Tl;dr

dumb cunt, you cannot read for fucks sake

love it

[zlister]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uneHQRiKW0 caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[roxtoyz666]

man this thread was good that i was stunned.

im actually upset about my placement and i think that makes me pathetic

[rubycalaber]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uneHQRiKW0 caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is the soundtrack thats gonna play when jon wakes up to find cag cut his penis (and his ears) off in his sleep because he wouldnt buy her new shoes

[Desolation]

morning coffee read ty rubykins i got top 20!!

[Quarter_snacks]

i would never run into a gas cloud

i would never run into a gas cloud

lol

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

thanks for the invisible name thing so I could ctrl+f and not have to read about people other than me

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

better than 45/48 of you
suck my dick everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fuck you dandada

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

king of the trailer parks

[urkles girlfriend]

rollerderby

[urkles girlfriend]

I like Iwascruel's hair color, but no matter what kind of picture she takes, she looks like a fat rollerderby girl. Just imagine that massive thing barreling at you at high speeds

i fucking told him i would beat his ass but did he listen no

[urkles girlfriend]

jack called me real mean names. i was horrified it all happened so fast.

i probably would have read this if i wasnt killed in the first scene