itt you reveal your darkest secrets

[maks]

um excuse me I didn't say you could take a picture of me this is america ok

[blumpkin blownuts]

one time I really had to pee but this girl wanted to give me a bj right then and I didn't want to leave and have her change her mind so I let her and I accidentally let a squirt of piss go in her face she was like did you just piss on me you fucker and I was like no that was precum you cant piss with a boner there is a valve in my dick

blown T-valve, you're gonna have to overhaul or replace the whole thing

also funniest post ive read today and there's been some really s

[blumpkin blownuts]

i refuse to be filmed without a photo release and royalty agreement

he looked like the guy in the hat at 6 minutes

wow, the girl in that must be living in a crackhouse. 10 bucsk for a "party"? she is kinda cute for a negro but probably riddled with STDs and maybe even HIV from probably doing hard drugs

[dcent]

I masturbate exclusively while staring into a mirror...... I NEVER break eye contact and when I finish I high five my mirror self, then post mean things on the internet

[juji]

I masturbate exclusively while staring into a mirror...... I NEVER break eye contact and when I finish I high five my mirror self, then post mean things on the internet

dcent is trying to fit in for troll squad signurates

really?

[dcent]

really?

100% 4wheeler.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

when I was a pizza guy if I could tell somebody was black by their voice or name I would take their order last also if they lived in a locked building I would call them 10 minutes ahead of time and say I was 2 minutes away