i just wipe and its like im touching the edge of the sink. what do you suggest i put inside of myself first?
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I literally cant feel my asshole or my legs at all.R.i.p. Garfield 1986-2016
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Pudding cup
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my weapons turn me into a
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02-13-2016get baby wipes so you can wipr off the asshole chocolate priperly
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02-14-2016
put your phone up there and snapchat what it sees
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R.i.p. Garfield 1986-2016
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02-14-2016i got an erection for the first time in along time the other day and showed the nurse and she startedclapping
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Shove anything they leave sitting in front of you up your ass
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02-14-2016Women always do that when you get an erection though
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02-14-2016
BTW
I'll fist you if you want
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02-17-2016my balls are literallly the size of grpefruit and sometimes i have to pop them like a pimple for my dick to come shooting out like a sunburned maggot
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R.i.p. Garfield 1986-2016
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02-17-2016ive peed on my balls three times today
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Well wishes
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02-20-2016adding this to the list of things americans clap for including planes landing, waitresses dropping plates and the end of movies in the cinema Originally Posted by Garfield
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12-18-2019look at all these cringeposts. ruby youre def in the top 5 worst posters. will you make no.1? lets find out
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12-18-2019Ruby rules and Garfeels is hot
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12-18-2019Internutt is neither
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12-18-2019i could defeat simultNeous 3v1 of you idiots in unarmed combat in under a minute. i am very powerul, funny and sexy. a potent killing machine.
garfield is like a gamma class boy, you and rhby are zeta class freakazoids.I'm a 6'4 300 lb alpha male that was born to be worshiped. Everywhere I go people stop what they're doing and stare at me in total awe. Beta males come up to me left and right just to tell me how jacked I am and how awesome I look. Slaves and muscle worshipers can tribute me online for cam worship. I'm cocky as hell and love to dominate and humiliate beta males and slaves. Message me on Skype and tribute to see me on cam now. Submit to the ultimate ALPHA GOD now.
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12-18-2019You’re a shit posting mental patient
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12-18-2019were you triggered by the title of this thread when you thought back to filling your asshole with aluminium?
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12-18-2019lisa did you mastubate today?
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12-18-2019just sussin out if ya up for a root m8
I'm a 6'4 300 lb alpha male that was born to be worshiped. Everywhere I go people stop what they're doing and stare at me in total awe. Beta males come up to me left and right just to tell me how jacked I am and how awesome I look. Slaves and muscle worshipers can tribute me online for cam worship. I'm cocky as hell and love to dominate and humiliate beta males and slaves. Message me on Skype and tribute to see me on cam now. Submit to the ultimate ALPHA GOD now.
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