ahhh finally met a nice girl in NA

[blumpkin blownuts]

sweet, gorgeous, pure heart. phenomenal
sorry maddy you had your chance

[blumpkin blownuts]

also some chick just messaged me on zooks because of my sideburns, i fuckin knew they were a hit
even if a girl flat out said she hated them i still wouldn't cut em off, at least not for awhile. eventually i will get tired of em though

[Desolation]

glad we're finally together

[juji]

also some chick just messaged me on zooks because of my sideburns, i fuckin knew they were a hit
even if a girl flat out said she hated them i still wouldn't cut em off, at least not for awhile. eventually i will get tired of em though

I told you

[blumpkin blownuts]

you told me no girl would ever like my sideburns elz, well one messaged me just to tell me she thought they were sexy

70% factor, bob. don't bother explaining.

[0bnoxious0ne]

sweet, gorgeous, pure heart. phenomenal
sorry maddy you had your chance

Just because she repliedin group with you doesnt mean she is interested.

[juji]

you told me no girl would ever like my sideburns elz, well one messaged me just to tell me she thought they were sexy

Well, in the common world, when women say "Yes" means "No", otherwise "No" means "Maybe" and then "Maybe" Means "Yes"

[blumpkin blownuts]

common and current?

[juji]

Don't you get what i posted?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Just because she repliedin group with you doesnt mean she is interested.

what if she pulled me aside and we excahnged numbers though
why am i even asking you, you've probably never had a wholesome relationship in your twisted life

[blumpkin blownuts]

Don't you get what i posted?

sounds like you're saying women are lying when they don't like my sideburns
like how they're always lying when they yell "stop i dont want to" right?

[juji]

sounds like you're saying women are lying when they don't like my sideburns
like how they're always lying when they yell "stop i dont want to" right?

Yeah, if your relationship goes mature, she will tell you to shave your sideburns

i usually just secure eye contact, wait fo them to twirl hair, look back, or giggle at their friend, thenfind an excuse to ask them a question about something they seem like theyd probably want to talk about thats not too obvious, i.e. if im at a restaurant and were all waiting to be seated ill ask whas good here im from ot of town blah blah always say youre from out of town so they know youre just dtf not pay for all their shit, ANYWAYS securea second conversation or a thnk you before leaving the area and if tey respond with a smile ask if they wanna meet up at a bar later if they come, youll come.

reference: 27 years of blasting girls with my dollface left and right

[juji]

i usually just secure eye contact, wait fo them to twirl hair, look back, or giggle at their friend, thenfind an excuse to ask them a question about something they seem like theyd probably want to talk about thats not too obvious, i.e. if im at a restaurant and were all waiting to be seated ill ask whas good here im from ot of town blah blah always say youre from out of town so they know youre just dtf not pay for all their shit, ANYWAYS securea second conversation or a thnk you before leaving the area and if tey respond with a smile ask if they wanna meet up at a bar later if they come, youll come.

reference: 27 years of blasting girls with my dollface left and right

worst post ever

as far as dresswear goes, make sure your shoes are relevant and age appropriate, and your clothes fit as if they were made for you. spend the extr 10 bucks and have your pants tailored or get that sweet american apparel black band tee. irnic tshirts are a no go unless youre trying to nail harry ppotter fattys with missing daddy syndrome

yeah whatever faggots youll thank me later

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wear perry ellis or kc reaction with cole haan shoes i think thats age appropriate for low 30's.. then again i look low 20's
ramen said i dress like her dad and i told her that her dad must be hot

for all you smelly spergs, hygiene is EXTREMELY important. by an axe scrubby thing wash your taint scrub the dead skin off your feet, facial hair should be kept t no longer then a 2mm stubble. mustaches are gay, goatees are disgusting and im really not sure what to think about bobs sideburns however they usually narrow out someone with a wide face. clip your finger nails and go out in the sun with your shirt off twice a week to walk your dog or soemthing girs can tell if youre a stagnant piece of shit

[blumpkin blownuts]

my extensive collection of sugary gourmand colognes is where my personality really shines through but nobody can smell it at NA for all the cigarette smokeing

[blumpkin blownuts]

i scrub everything with dove mens care soap, and keep my nails trimmed to precisely 2.0 mm
i have a bad skin allergy to direct sunlight so i'll never be tan

[juji]

for all you smelly spergs, hygiene is EXTREMELY important. by an axe scrubby thing wash your taint scrub the dead skin off your feet, facial hair should be kept t no longer then a 2mm stubble. mustaches are gay, goatees are disgusting and im really not sure what to think about bobs sideburns however they usually narrow out someone with a wide face. clip your finger nails and go out in the sun with your shirt off twice a week to walk your dog or soemthing girs can tell if youre a stagnant piece of shit

I bet Bob Hughes doesn't take a shower daily, sometimes he can wait to take a shower for 2 days... frequently. I may agree hygiene is important at all.


Otherwise your words are more like personal options, useless... So they are interesed in money than ABS body.

i wear perry ellis or kc reaction with cole haan shoes i think thats age appropriate for low 30's.. then again i look low 20's
ramen said i dress like her dad and i told her that her dad must be hot

i honestly dont know wat those are, but heres my outfit on any given night that i literally grab pussy byt the handful


i dont know what brand these are but i found mine at a thrift shop the fits about right



AND ALWAYS prepare for the bedroom after the bar, nice underwear and nice/silly print socks that arent completely disgusting are important

[juji]

i honestly dont know wat those are, but heres my outfit on any given night that i literally grab pussy byt the handful


i dont know what brand these are but i found mine at a thrift shop the fits about right



AND ALWAYS prepare for the bedroom after the bar, nice underwear and nice/silly print socks that arent completely disgusting are important

Again, second worst post ever

here is what i usually keep in my trunk for when my proven method pans out


you cannever have too much of this if they try to squirm or get away just start putting it in their hair

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THE IMPORTANCE OF ZIP TIES, you can tie them together to make super zip ties the possibilities are endless but VERY useful if you are in a situation where you need to leave somebody tied up to make a run, duct tapeis only for short term partners


ok heres where it gets a bit tricky, wed all love a little bit of rufalin to help get us through the night but its not always readily avalable and if youre running low i always use roach poison as an alternative, just grab them by the neck tilt their head back and inject as much as you can, now heres where the duct tape will come in handy to ensure proper dosage/swallowing, you can use the zip ties if they have braces as well


gnow i really prefer the parang to the machete because of its leverage and ergonimity . you dont really need a two sided blade unless you plan on mowing the lawn after you bury herg erber makes a good one but nowadays you should be able to find any solid body parags at your local sporting goods store

[juji]

Garfield, i don't know you have done it, but this is third worst post ever

/the rantings of a dollface

hey why not make it a fourth

[0bnoxious0ne]

what if she pulled me aside and we excahnged numbers though
why am i even asking you, you've probably never had a wholesome relationship in your twisted life

Its a support group ffs. Almost everybodys number can be had simply by asking. You obviously dont know what a girlfriend is. The op 'dumping' Maddy proves it.

[juji]

I'm sorry, this is not worst post, but this is useless and spammy post