i am so fucking worthless

[George W. Bush]

lisa wont ever even go on cam with me when we talk, but she cybers with all the other guys

[George W. Bush]

why am i being tortured, why???

[juji]

You shouldnt marry an australian woman or american woman

[always stevey]

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs, just got off skype with lisa(we cyber sexed all morning it was pretty hot, there might have been kitchen pots and pans involved) and we got done cumming over and over again, we talked about you and well it seems you are more insane than her, and since she's already batshit crazy she needs someone just as crazy or a little less crazy than her to be her bf,

[Autistic Spectrum]

so sorry for your loss plug drugs

when replying to a thread don't think of what you're going to say just use a stream of conciousness and never hit enter or use punctuation because if you do it seems like you're being too serious and sometimes it's worth typing a wall of text like this because it seems interesting and people will spend time trying to figure out whether you're raging out or just writing some long winded bullshit

[Autistic Spectrum]

just go with the flow fat man

also, if you're giong to make a joke, use the word irony several times to describe it even if your joke is not ironic and utilises some other form of humour and if you mkae a spelling mistake never go back and fix it because it can be unintentionally (read ironically) funny

[always stevey]

monde is being weird.

sometimes it's good to point out pysical flaws in a poster's appearance like if they have the face of a farm animal or a gardening implement and the key to using this information to its fullest is to keep repeating the joke until people either get tired of hearing it and it becomes a "meme" or people find it funny and repeat it themselves and it becomes a "meme" and then some user on the forum throws up their arms in frustration and says "this is what passes for a meme here?" - well they're saying that ironically of course because it's all a joke

[macpro]

forum joikes

[always stevey]

shout out to me. :)

if you're talking to your forum buddies in a live group conversation keep things casual and don't let forum rivalries get in the way and ruin the mood and if you're drunk or high try to keep things quiet so that people strain themselves to hear you and pay more attention it's good to plug in two or even three mics for maximum echo and if you have a stutter it's good to piss people off by being long winded and talking over them all of this makes for a great time

[timmy]

when replying to a thread don't think of what you're going to say just use a stream of conciousness and never hit enter or use punctuation because if you do it seems like you're being too serious and sometimes it's worth typing a wall of text like this because it seems interesting and people will spend time trying to figure out whether you're raging out or just writing some long winded bullshit

i came i laughed i rawdogged

[juji]

M0nde why bother copypasting from plug drugs posts that everyone wont read his posts?

[timmy]

also, if you're giong to make a joke, use the word irony several times to describe it even if your joke is not ironic and utilises some other form of humour and if you mkae a spelling mistake never go back and fix it because it can be unintentionally (read ironically) funny

pretty sure everyone here has butchered the definition of irony, and mistaken its definition for sarcasm...

[juji]

It seems a classic post

[timmy]

sometimes it's good to point out pysical flaws in a poster's appearance like if they have the face of a farm animal or a gardening implement and the key to using this information to its fullest is to keep repeating the joke until people either get tired of hearing it and it becomes a "meme" or people find it funny and repeat it themselves and it becomes a "meme" and then some user on the forum throws up their arms in frustration and says "this is what passes for a meme here?" - well they're saying that ironically of course because it's all a joke

im really loving your observations monde keep em coming

shout out to me. :)

shoutouts to hitler

[timmy]

M0nde why bother copypasting from plug drugs posts that everyone wont read his posts?

wait, mon dew didndt come up with this stuff?
now i feel bad for enjoying reading some shit on this shit forum for once

mon dew quenches my thirst

[Plug Drugs]

pretty sure everyone here has butchered the definition of irony, and mistaken its definition for sarcasm...

sarcasm is a form of irony dumbshit

[always stevey]

Plug Drugs, I thought you were dead! Now I'm disappointed...

mon dew quenches my thirst

savor the flavor, mountain dew curry edition code diarrhea

[juji]

There is only a post when m0nde came up, when he farts in his house and opened the door to receive an invitation, he threw up.

[always stevey]

Monde does resemble that which comes out of ass

i wrote all of that myself and in a stream of conciousnexs and i have no idea what elezzzark is talking about maybe he means ints in the style of plugdrugs idk but anyway on with the observations just for barry when playing games with other forum people it's good to interrupt their serious game sessions with yor novice attempts at gameplay and fun if you're not good at gaming it's great to play with these people becaues it will anger them and make for more fun times this will lead to even more fun when they talk about it on the forum and get angry at you

[Plug Drugs]

wait, mon dew didndt come up with this stuff?
now i feel bad for enjoying reading some shit on this shit forum for once

whether you enjoy something is all in your head; i could have wrote the entire works of Shakespeare, but as long as its coming out of my mouth no one cares. It's all an issue of power. People have perceived me as weak, simply because lying cunt-children spread lies about me and repeat them until other people believe them to be true.

BUt the cream will rise to the top