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    When Cag refused to marry me, but there another way 
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    1- I arrive at door of her house.
    2- She may be shocked but I should calm down and explain her.
    3- I offer a wine bottle instead of roses.
    4- She accepted my gift and let me pass in.
    5- We could hang out, finally we do something amazing.
    6- Me and Cag are fallen in love.
    7- Me and Cag are going to have sex.
    8- Cag does a private striptease to me.
    9- She is touching my little john which is reaching 6 inches.
    10- She opened my pants and grabbed my dick
    11- She does blowjob and increased an extra inch, 7 inches.
    12- She is very good at deepthroating.
    13- She is done with super blowjob, i just got another an inch, 8 inches.
    14- She is prepared to do perform vaginal sex.
    15- I put my dick on her vagina, fucking during 30 minutes.
    16- Vaginal sex is done, I got another extra inch, 9 inches, is more thicker.
    17- She is eager to do anal sex.
    18- Put my dick on her anus, very clean.
    19- Fucking her anal during 45 minutes and cummed inside of her anus.
    20- She fingered her anus and licks her covered cum finger.
    21- We are satisfied, I'm going to leave.
    22- I tell her that we never see again, then goodbye.
    23- The end.


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    always stevey
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    oh. my. god.
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    elz copy/pasted this from me on skype, thanks for revealing my plan elz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camoron View Post
    elz copy/pasted this from me on skype, thanks for revealing my plan elz


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    disgusting perverted low level Mexican moron talk.
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    marco trying to fit in
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    can't you think of anything else Claire? To much for your diseased Cali brain?
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    sex with dead people
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    Is it wrong for me to j/o to this?
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    always stevey
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    yes
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    its Very Sexy
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    sex with dead people
    king steveyos
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    Cody
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    lol
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    17- She is eager to do anal sex.
    18- Put my dick on her anus, very clean.
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    5- We could hang out, finally we do something amazing.
    6- Me and Cag are fallen in love.
    7- Me and Cag are going to have sex.
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    sex with dead people
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    I bet she left to take care of her needs...
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    Cody
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    at least her hair isnt all greasy
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    and you said talking dirty to reno was gross...
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    i did? i talk dirty to reno every chance i get
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    thread of the century
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    hope cag owns a gun to shoot deaf retards on sight
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    she lives in California I doubt she owns a gun
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    Quote Originally Posted by skrizach View Post
    she lives in California I doubt she owns a gun
    i got a mossberg 500a with a stock 18 1/2" barrel on sale at Dick's in sacramento for 125 bucks, had to wait like 5 days to pick it up (2001) i was like what the fuck is this shit
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    cody, cag,cam, marco... killed the thread.
    good first post though
    *call centre crew*
    *hate talking to people crew*
    *get abused for a living crew*
    *sexually harassed by hot women crew*
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    Cody
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    so do something about it besides complain faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
    cody, cag,cam, marco... killed the thread.
    good first post though
    wtf did i do fag
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    Cody
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    i think barry is taking a page from the steveyos book of bipolar
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    SOME RANDOM LADY DR0VE ME HOME
    GOONNA EAT HER PUSSSY ONE DAY.. GONNNE FUCK YASPER
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    dont get me wrong, cody and marco, yeh, they definitely ruined the thread, all i did was accuse elz of stelaing this from me, (the truth btw)
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    Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
    SOME RANDOM LADY DR0VE ME HOME
    GOONNA EAT HER PUSSSY ONE DAY.. GONNNE FUCK YASPER
    go to bed
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