his wife was the opening act
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his wife was the opening act
megan mullaly is hot
did he bless your wheelchair with his moustache
he mostly did george carlin's act with an emphasis on making your own furniture. then his wife's band came back up and he sang 'hits from the bong' by cypress hillQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
Jesus I could have gone to see azis ansari but they were sold out of all non individual seats
yeah i dont wanna sit ext to any hot girls or anything they would just ruin the show for me
why didn't you bring your girlfriend? I went with mine, I wouldn't even consider going to a stand-up show by myselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
his wife does like 1930's cabaret style music with (I think) her daughter
thursday night I was close enough to touch this chick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxexNftVQYw
they had the same bass player but the chick on piano was a hot blonde
isnt that one of the gay guys from will and grace?
did you look up her skirt?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I dunno I never saw will and grace but according to the wife's wikipedia page she was on it
I was in the balcony so no I looked down her shirt insteadQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
CHANNDDDLLLEERRRRRr
aziz ansari is not that funny
when he makes fun of indians, he's funny
I've never been outside the casinos, I went driving around the reservation yesterday and they have signs all over that say "all actions subject to tribal law" and it makes me nervous because I assume the casinos also fall under tribal law and I have no fucking idea what tribal law is am I going to get scalped for disrespecting nature or something
yeh i never used to think so when I saw his standup but hes grown on me since ive watched him on Parks and RecQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
I still dont know if I would enjoy his standup though
thatis what i meant, they dindt have any group seating only individual seatsQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
that guy must be more popular than ron swanson then because half of the mgm grand was empty last night
ron swanson is litraly marks
did teh universe eimplode when u went to go see him
they had 2 shows at the city opera house, one with 3 seats left and one with 10 seats left, but all the seats were literally separate from each other because they stupidly let people pick whatever seat they want when they buy tickets, and assholes leave "buffer zone" seats open that nobody wants because who the fuck goes to a show by themsleves? its rly stupid and all the remaining seats were completely isolated by themselvesQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Some bitch just stopped me downtown in frint of the bar and told me I was like john travolta I was so self confident walking around the street I was like uhhh lol
no but when his wife said she was going to do one more song I yelled freebird and that bitch heard meQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
You could have fucked that ggirl you know, women don't just compliment people it always means they want the dQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron