I just got back from seeing ron swanson at foxwoods

Some bitch just stopped me downtown in frint of the bar and told me I was like john travolta I was so self confident walking around the street I was like uhhh lol

[maks]

did teh universe eimplode when u went to go see him

no but when his wife said she was going to do one more song I yelled freebird and that bitch heard me

Some bitch just stopped me downtown in frint of the bar and told me I was like john travolta I was so self confident walking around the street I was like uhhh lol

You could have fucked that ggirl you know, women don't just compliment people it always means they want the d