My landlords cat is the devil. It has its balls and it's bipolar and mean.. It tricks you into petting him so he can rip your flesh. I tried to escape and it grabbed my ankle and wouldn't let me leave. Oh god, someone send the exterminator!
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My landlords cat is the devil. It has its balls and it's bipolar and mean.. It tricks you into petting him so he can rip your flesh. I tried to escape and it grabbed my ankle and wouldn't let me leave. Oh god, someone send the exterminator!
I'm a prisoner in my own home :(
:)
cat whisperer
This fucking guy was so fucking weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
uh i think you're supposed to reach up his leg and grab his oily dick
Open up your book of magic and conjure up a satanic entity to turn the tides in your favor to assist in defeating it.
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Originally Posted by jon
Points you need to gain next level.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
I'm a master conjurer you stupid piece of shit
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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
stripper heel's stomp time with side order of Chinese take out for after its funeral
:badone:Quote:
Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08
edit: double post wtf
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Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08
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cag do you have snapchat you're missing some seriously goodones if you don't
I'd much rather tinychat than snapchat.
should of taken a picture of that dead raccoon I squished the other day
someone left a note on my door that says something like "hello i am jesus" and a bunch of other stuff i'm gonna take a picture of it tomorrow
Someone left a note on my door that says "La puta clarita esta muerto!!!"
Oh god I got another one that says Matar a la puta! Omg what's going on. I hear footsteps outside@
Turn out all the lights, put some romantic music playing on your stereo, then start screaming for 5 minutes that you're getting raped and it hurts so much