Vicious Cat Attack!

[always stevey]

My landlords cat is the devil. It has its balls and it's bipolar and mean.. It tricks you into petting him so he can rip your flesh. I tried to escape and it grabbed my ankle and wouldn't let me leave. Oh god, someone send the exterminator!

[always stevey]

I'm a prisoner in my own home :(

[Genital Doli]

:)

cat whisperer

[Poopalew]

cat whisperer

This fucking guy was so fucking weird.

[jon]

uh i think you're supposed to reach up his leg and grab his oily dick

[steveyos YOLO]

Open up your book of magic and conjure up a satanic entity to turn the tides in your favor to assist in defeating it.

[steveyos]

uh i think you're supposed to reach up his leg and grab his oily dick

[Poopalew]

Open up your book of magic and conjure up a satanic entity to turn the tides in your favor to assist in defeating it.

Points you need to gain next level.

[steveyos YOLO]

I'm a master conjurer you stupid piece of shit

[steveyos]

I'm a master conjurer you stupid piece of shit

[UofLCardfan08]

stripper heel's stomp time with side order of Chinese take out for after its funeral

stripper heel's stomp time with side order of Chinese take out for after its funeral

edit: double post wtf

[steveyos YOLO]

stripper heel's stomp time with side order of Chinese take out for after its funeral

[jon]

cag do you have snapchat you're missing some seriously goodones if you don't

[always stevey]

I'd much rather tinychat than snapchat.

[always stevey]

should of taken a picture of that dead raccoon I squished the other day

[jon]

someone left a note on my door that says something like "hello i am jesus" and a bunch of other stuff i'm gonna take a picture of it tomorrow

[always stevey]

Someone left a note on my door that says "La puta clarita esta muerto!!!"

[always stevey]

Oh god I got another one that says Matar a la puta! Omg what's going on. I hear footsteps outside@

[steveyos YOLO]

Turn out all the lights, put some romantic music playing on your stereo, then start screaming for 5 minutes that you're getting raped and it hurts so much

[steveyos]