An Americans guide to tourism in Australia: For a Midwesterner
If you are lazy, fat, and unmotivated Australia may be the best place for YOU!
You are allowed to partake in excellent activities with our women (seen below)!
Fantastic Scenery awaits your trip to Australia!
All this for a nominal price of $4000!
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Get pumped because this trip is going to be great!
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Handball is the favorite sport of Australians!
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Lets go to the carnival!
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Selfies are indignenous to the locals!
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Internet access is not limited to the Northern Hemisphere
Come to Australia (it rocks)
