An Americans guide to tourism in Australia: For a Midwesterner

[Lisa's Babysitter]

If you are lazy, fat, and unmotivated Australia may be the best place for YOU!

You are allowed to partake in excellent activities with our women (seen below)!

Fantastic Scenery awaits your trip to Australia!

All this for a nominal price of $4000!



Get pumped because this trip is going to be great!



Handball is the favorite sport of Australians!



Lets go to the carnival!



Selfies are indignenous to the locals!



Internet access is not limited to the Northern Hemisphere

Come to Australia (it rocks)

I want to laugh but you need to have as much respect for other people's privacy as they have for yours.... otherwise you are just a stupid prick.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I want to laugh but you need to have as much respect for other people's privacy as they have for yours.... otherwise you are just a stupid prick.

facebook is a publican american corporation and shermans account is a public account, and you have consented to all of his photos go 2 hell wench

[Lisa's Babysitter]

facebook is a publican american corporation and shermans account is a public account, and you have consented to all of his photos go 2 hell wench

I had him delete them and I asked him before posting about me to set it to private and to remove any leakers like you from his Facebook.

He didn't because he's an asshole.

But you're still out of line.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I want to laugh but you need to have as much respect for other people's privacy as they have for yours.... otherwise you are just a stupid prick.

And I mean that on a person to person basis and not because someone else hasn't. Because I have never done any more to you than you've done to me.