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tombstone for dinner
frozen rieces peeses for desert
game ofthrones again to see exactly when he gets poisoned
charging my phone to maximum power
i can almost suck my own dick far enough to put my balls on my chin
one time I pissed and a booger came out of my dick
i like to get boners and pee on the ceiling
I can't piss when I have a boner I have to wait for it to go away then do my business then bone up all over again,. it's a huge hassle.
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Originally Posted by rootbeer
I think there is a valve in your penis to stop urine coming out when you have a boner but I like pissing with a semi-erection it feels nice
i think you can control the valve kind of like how girls do keagels
all the girls on my soccer team were talking about keagels and doing them right before the game and i nearly got a boner and pissed myself
keagal exercises make all the difference in the world, my ex was a gigantic whore who'd had abortions and shit but her snatch was so tight and pliable I thought I was in the wrong hole
the valve only closes when u are mid coitus u can still pee with a bona
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Originally Posted by lnopia the great
pee boners and the holocaust are both myths perpetuated by the zionest media
blue balls are a myth
men use that excuse to try and guilt trip me into having sex with them, but I quite like the idea of them squirming in discomfort with their swollen balls, but I find out that its not real. just a figment of mens imagination..
blue balls are basically the same thing as having to pee and holding it in,
i thought you quit posting again :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
let me bump that thread one second
then let me bump the 50 thread that are linked inside of it of you having hhissy fits lmao you are a faggot get out of here rootbeer