clay please

tombstone for dinner

frozen rieces peeses for desert

game ofthrones again to see exactly when he gets poisoned

charging my phone to maximum power

i can almost suck my own dick far enough to put my balls on my chin

[maks]

one time I pissed and a booger came out of my dick

i like to get boners and pee on the ceiling

[maks]

I can't piss when I have a boner I have to wait for it to go away then do my business then bone up all over again,. it's a huge hassle.

[rubycalaber]

did you mean

[rubycalaber]

I think there is a valve in your penis to stop urine coming out when you have a boner but I like pissing with a semi-erection it feels nice

i think you can control the valve kind of like how girls do keagels

all the girls on my soccer team were talking about keagels and doing them right before the game and i nearly got a boner and pissed myself

[maks]

keagal exercises make all the difference in the world, my ex was a gigantic whore who'd had abortions and shit but her snatch was so tight and pliable I thought I was in the wrong hole

the valve only closes when u are mid coitus u can still pee with a bona

all the girls on my soccer team were talking about keagels and doing them right before the game and i nearly got a boner and pissed myself

Can we trade jobs?

[Autistic Spectrum]

pee boners and the holocaust are both myths perpetuated by the zionest media

[cag]

blue balls are a myth

[cag]

men use that excuse to try and guilt trip me into having sex with them, but I quite like the idea of them squirming in discomfort with their swollen balls, but I find out that its not real. just a figment of mens imagination..

[Autistic Spectrum]

blue balls are basically the same thing as having to pee and holding it in,

blue balls are basically the same thing as having to pee and holding it in,

i thought you quit posting again :/

[Autistic Spectrum]

let me bump that thread one second

[Autistic Spectrum]

then let me bump the 50 thread that are linked inside of it of you having hhissy fits lmao you are a faggot get out of here rootbeer