Never jerk off at inside of the pool, otherwise you are father of 8 kids
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Never jerk off at inside of the pool, otherwise you are father of 8 kids
please go back to mexico
Please go back to Texas
Are you a father now?
what if hypothetically I was to jerk off on a waterslide
I thought getting banned from 6 flags was the worst case scenario how wrong I was
No, other guy who got more than 5 kids in Malaysia for jerking off at the pool, unfortunately he is never foundQuote:
Originally Posted by Wendy <3
Rarely you get 1 or 2 pregnant womenQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I have never seen the reasons of being banned from 6 flagsQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
SIX
try jerking off on the water slide sometimeQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
they also frown upon using your boxers as a makeshift slingshot to fling skeeball balls at people
Masturbating without an image is like going down a waterslide without the water . Sure it's possible, but it takes longer to finish and usually leaves you with friction-burn.
it's almost summer I can't wait I'm going to jerk off on so many fucking waterslides
How many women would get spontaneous pregnant?
jerking off on waterslides is an evolutionary advantage any woman would be lucky to carry my genes
Aryan?
I wouldn't impregnate a slav that's for damn sure
best masturbation seshes are in the morning with your eyes screwed shutQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
Indeed, when your bf wakes up in the morning, you can see the steel rod.Quote:
Originally Posted by Desolation