Important lesson

[juji]

Never jerk off at inside of the pool, otherwise you are father of 8 kids

please go back to mexico

[juji]

Please go back to Texas

[Wendy <3]

Are you a father now?

[maks]

what if hypothetically I was to jerk off on a waterslide

[maks]

I thought getting banned from 6 flags was the worst case scenario how wrong I was

[juji]

Are you a father now?

No, other guy who got more than 5 kids in Malaysia for jerking off at the pool, unfortunately he is never found

[juji]

what if hypothetically I was to jerk off on a waterslide

Rarely you get 1 or 2 pregnant women

[juji]

I thought getting banned from 6 flags was the worst case scenario how wrong I was

I have never seen the reasons of being banned from 6 flags

[juji]

SIX

[maks]

I have never seen the reasons of being banned from 6 flags

try jerking off on the water slide sometime

[maks]

they also frown upon using your boxers as a makeshift slingshot to fling skeeball balls at people

[juji]

Masturbating without an image is like going down a waterslide without the water . Sure it's possible, but it takes longer to finish and usually leaves you with friction-burn.

[maks]

it's almost summer I can't wait I'm going to jerk off on so many fucking waterslides

[juji]

How many women would get spontaneous pregnant?

[maks]

jerking off on waterslides is an evolutionary advantage any woman would be lucky to carry my genes

[juji]

Aryan?

[maks]

I wouldn't impregnate a slav that's for damn sure

[Desolation]

Masturbating without an image is like going down a waterslide without the water . Sure it's possible, but it takes longer to finish and usually leaves you with friction-burn.

best masturbation seshes are in the morning with your eyes screwed shut

[juji]

best masturbation seshes are in the morning with your eyes screwed shut

Indeed, when your bf wakes up in the morning, you can see the steel rod.