So, did I miss anything good?
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So, did I miss anything good?
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Lisa brought some 80 year old woman here to harass
did you actually end up getting married in a drive through in las vegas roflQuote:
Originally Posted by Captain Janeway
No. We went to the magistrate, we're going to re-do a big wedding for our 5 year anniversary.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
We ended up going to Tijuana instead. I remember very little. Lots of really good sex, that's about all that comes to mind. I can still go 8 times in a day
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Well hopefully lisa dies before the nice lady she's fixated herself on, that "woman" has issues...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wendy <3
gross, Tijuana is fucking disgusting, now
Yeah I saw shit in the streets some places, like India...Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
Anyways I found a nice record shop there, got some Pink Floyd albums for around $5 US, new.
Why Tijuana? you should have gone to different places.
Eventually we want to buy a house in Rosarita, and commute across the border to work in San Diego. She's a dual citizenQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
so she can buy property there. For now though she's trying to get us free lifetime insurance through a thing. Como estas Elz,que hay de Nuevo?
wait, are you cody?
ˇSí amigo!
Mucho tiempo no veo ti
holy shit...
Did you get rid of your grandma wife
Yes, the new one is in my avatar pic and I'm the guy in the picQuote:
Originally Posted by Wendy <3
I dont remember how Cody quit posting here forever when he was in Virginia as racist house painter, then it seems Cody is in San Diego
No lo see
Mi vida está loco
Yo tiene una buena esposa
does your wife speak spanish?
Yes, actually she thinks in it. Didn't go to English speaking school until like 9th grade. I'm basically a Mexican anyways, might as well proceed with my assimilation.Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
You're not a mexican, you're a gringo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Janeway
It's not how you look, it's how you speak and your knowledge of culture. I assume when you're more than 65 years old and you will plan to retire in Mexico for cheap living including foods, services, medicines, etc. with your social security.
no she's going to help me start applying for the citizenship process in the next year or so and help me with the history and all that stuff because she is extremely fluent in all of that having grown up in it. Unlike your kinsmen when I move to Mexico I fully intend to assimilate into the culture that's there, not bring my bullshit with me. it might remember me having talked about moving down as far as correct way before so it's not like this is a new idea for meQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
And nobody says gringo anymore dude, it's gabacho
por que :v
Are you going to renounce US citizenship? or get dual citizenship like your wife?Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Janeway
fuck cholos and chicanos they are worst fake mexicans why even bother learning their slang?Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Janeway
gabacho is old term to call french people
Dual. Gonna work in San Diego, take my pinche guero dinero back to mi hacienda para mi corazanQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
So what's the point for mexican citizenship? Like I said you could plan for retire in Mexico for cheaper living that's only one choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Janeway
In case she dies before I do the government can't take my property away from me.Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
cag cody and lisa
Ok good luck with that but remember $ 50? that might be your fearQuote:
Originally Posted by Captain Janeway
i really miss general doli, he remains the best poster to have ever posted at ytmnd post-gush era